Minister Dormandy Quotes in Pirate Radio (2009)

Minister Dormandy: You see, that's the whole point of being the government. If you don't like something you simply make up a new law that makes it illegal. Speaking of which, Mr...

Fredericks: Fredericks.

Minister Dormandy: Fredericks.

Fredericks: Yes, sir?

Minister Dormandy: I think we might also start working on legislation to outlaw that haircut of yours.

Fredericks: You don't like it, sir?

Minister Dormandy: No one likes it. Apart from blind people; and I'm sure even they can sense its profound ugliness as it passes by.

Minister Dormandy: [referring to Radio Rock] We have their testicles in our hands, Twatt, and it feels good.

[repeated line]

Minister Dormandy: Arse!

Minister Dormandy: No one likes it, apart from blind people, and I'm sure even they can sense it profound ugliness as it passes by.