Alonzo P. Hawk Quotes in The Absent Minded Professor (1961)

Prof. Ned Brainard: Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?

Alonzo P. Hawk: All right, then look at it this way: Medfield College can grow and prosper, or it can wither and die on the vine. That's entirely up to you.

[the fire crew has arrived to rescue Alonzo Hawk, who is now bouncing out of control]

Fire Chief: [shouting through megaphone] Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax.

Alonzo P. Hawk: Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?