Nick Martinelli Quotes in Rhinestone (1984)

Nick Martinelli: [singing "Drinkenstein"] Budweiser you created a monster / and they call him Drinkenstein / And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee / where he makes the transformation all the time / And a stein of Dr. Buuuud is a pint of monster blood / and it does effect me different every time / Budweiser you created a monster / and they call me Drinkenstein / And they call me Drinkenstein / I'm Drinkenstein! / I'm Drinkenstein!

Jake: Do you play an instrument?

Nick Martinelli: Yeah, I can sorta play a couple of chords on this organ I have at home. Hey, I'll tell you what, why don't you come to my house and teach me a new song?

Jake: Go to your house, huh? I suppose that's so you can show me your organ, right?

Nick Martinelli: Why do you think I'm conning you? I tell you I really do have this big organ!