Phil Beasly Quotes in Gone Fishin' (1997)

Phil Beasly: Yeah, the Little Guy's sad. But do you know what's sadder? Follow me, guys.

[Joe and Gus do]

Joe Waters: The Little Guy.

Gus Green: Yeah, but maybe he'll show us somethin' real nice.

[they walk down to a pier of newer boats]

Phil Beasly: Watch your step here, guys.

Gus Green: Yeah.

Joe Waters: [singing] Down in the Everglades.

[Joe hits a switch which causes a boat to fall in the water and starts sinking]

[Joe and Gus come flying through the beach where Phil Beasley is giving a speech]

Phil Beasly: That's my boat!

[the boat finally comes to a rest, it breaks in half as two other boats fall down]

Gus Green, Joe Waters: Hey, Phil!

Gus Green: Hey, Phil, we decided to bring the boat back before the 30 days was up. Right, Joe?

Joe Waters: [shows him the radio wires] Yeah. Look, Phil, this stuff all broke. You better get it all fixed. Thanks, anyway.

Gus Green: Yeah, thanks, man. You know, you need better material.

Joe Waters: Yeah. Sorry.

Phil Beasly: Think for the moment of the words "easy payments."

Joe Waters, Gus Green: Easy payments.

Phil Beasly: I'm talking 810 easy payments - they're easy now - of $39.95.

Joe Waters: $39.95. That's not bad.

Gus Green: No.

Phil Beasly: Each. That's $39.95. This boat, your boat. Think about it. All we need is a signature, and you've already got a pen. Excuse me.

[Phil gets out of the boat]

Joe Waters: What do you think? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gus Green: Yeah. It depends on what you're thinking.

Joe Waters: Yeah, well...

Phil Beasly: P.S. There's a 30-day money back guarantee. So it's a test drive. You don't like it, which you will, you call, we come, we pick it up. End of story, see you next time, no questions asked.

Joe Waters: That's like free rent, Gus.

Phil Beasly: You guys, if you need anything, I mean anything, just say out loud the word "Phil"! Excuse me.

[Phil leaves]

Joe Waters, Gus Green: [happily] Hey, Phil!