Phil Allen Quotes in Blow Dry (2001)

Phil Allen: Detroit, 1982. World Styling Finals. We're running around shouting, "Foul," while the Yanks, whose combs mysteriously do not wilt, do not melt, just carry on styling. No prizes for guessing who took the medals that year.

Phil Allen: A beauty is that, Shelley. A beauty.

Phil Allen: Just because summat's fixed don't mean you can't break it.

Phil Allen: Your highlights go green if you leave 'em in too long, love.

Sharon: How long's too long?

Phil Allen: 'Bout now.

Phil Allen: One of the nastiest double crowns I've ever had the misfortune to tackle.

Phil Allen: Nobody gets to cut my hair.

Shelley Allen: I used to.

Phil Allen: Yeah, but I learnt out lesson, didn't I?

Sandra: [singing, as Marilyn Monroe] A kiss on the lips could be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best -

Phil Allen: What the hell happened to you?

Sandra: The total look - Marilyn Monroe.

Phil Allen: Well, I didn't think you were the milkman.