Prof. Ned Brainard Quotes in The Absent Minded Professor (1961)

Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!

Prof. Ned Brainard: Corners beautifully, doesn't it?

Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!

Prof. Ned Brainard: Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber!

Prof. Ned Brainard: Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?

Alonzo P. Hawk: All right, then look at it this way: Medfield College can grow and prosper, or it can wither and die on the vine. That's entirely up to you.

Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm a desperate man, Charlie, and desperate men do desperate things.