Zach Orfman Quotes in Life After Beth (2014)
Zach Orfman Quotes:
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Erica Wexler: I'm so sorry about Beth, by the way. Your mom talked to my mom about it.
Zach Orfman: I used to really want her to come back.
Erica Wexler: Of course.
Zach Orfman: But things are really complicated between us, you know? Like kind of fucked up.
Erica Wexler: Right.
Zach Orfman: Now, I just kind of wish she would stay dead.
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Zach Orfman: We're going to go for a hike.
Geenie Slocum: Not a hot idea.
Maury Slocum: In broad daylight? Zach, are you nuts?
Geenie Slocum: Wait till nightfall.
Beth Slocum: Why?
Maury Slocum: Because, baby, it's safer.
Beth Slocum: At night? Who hikes at night?
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Zach Orfman: Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.
Judy Orfman: Well, I don't think that's funny.
Zach Orfman: Yeah, well, I don't either.
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Zach Orfman: You have like, really great skin.
Erica Wexler: Really?
Zach Orfman: Yeah, it's like... It's really great.
Erica Wexler: Oh, my God. Thank you.
Zach Orfman: Can I touch it?
Erica Wexler: Yeah, okay. You're so interesting.
Zach Orfman: [touches her cheek] Wow. It's like flawless.
Erica Wexler: Oh, my God! Thank you.
[giggling]
Zach Orfman: And I can breathe through my nose around you.
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[first lines]
Supermarket Stocker: Can I help you find something, sir?
Zach Orfman: Yeah, do you have any black napkins. I've been looking all over.
Supermarket Stocker: Black napkins... I don't think so. If you don't like white, this is a beige one
Zach Orfman: They have to be black.
Supermarket Stocker: That's more of a Halloween item. You might want to try a party store.
Zach Orfman: [gives a slow, incredulous look]
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Beth Slocum: Your hair is so warm.
Zach Orfman: My hair is warm? What does that mean?
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Zach Orfman: You don't want to eat me, do you?
Beth Slocum: Zach! Not right now. Remember?
Zach Orfman: No, I mean really eat me.
Beth Slocum: Stop. Not with my parents around. Come on.
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Noah Orfman: You're up pretty early, son.
Zach Orfman: Or is it really, really late? I mean, it's all relative, you know?
Noah Orfman: [nervous chuckle] Not really, no.
Zach Orfman: Well, it's like there's no past, no future, no up or down. No dead or alive. Jesus realized this.
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Zach Orfman: Beth, just chill out. Everything's going to be fine. We're gonna make this better, and then we'll go hiking.
Beth Slocum: Really? You promise?
Zach Orfman: Yeah. Just go easy on the interior, baby.
[leaves her in the car chewing on the seats]
-- Zach Orfman
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