Beth Slocum Quotes in Life After Beth (2014)

Zach Orfman: We're going to go for a hike.

Geenie Slocum: Not a hot idea.

Maury Slocum: In broad daylight? Zach, are you nuts?

Geenie Slocum: Wait till nightfall.

Beth Slocum: Why?

Maury Slocum: Because, baby, it's safer.

Beth Slocum: At night? Who hikes at night?

Beth Slocum: I'm a zombie! Zombies eat guys!

Beth Slocum: I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm dead, I'm alive.

Beth Slocum: Your hair is so warm.

Zach Orfman: My hair is warm? What does that mean?

Zach Orfman: You don't want to eat me, do you?

Beth Slocum: Zach! Not right now. Remember?

Zach Orfman: No, I mean really eat me.

Beth Slocum: Stop. Not with my parents around. Come on.

Zach Orfman: Beth, just chill out. Everything's going to be fine. We're gonna make this better, and then we'll go hiking.

Beth Slocum: Really? You promise?

Zach Orfman: Yeah. Just go easy on the interior, baby.

[leaves her in the car chewing on the seats]