Zach Siler Quotes in She's All That (1999)


Zach Siler Quotes:

  • Zach Siler: So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to...

    [Laney walks away]

    Zach Siler: ...embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

  • Zach Siler: She kinda blew me off.

    Mackenzie Siler: I like her already.

  • Zach Siler: Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

  • Taylor Vaughan: Jump up my ass Zach.

    Zach Siler: Been there, done that.

  • Zach Siler: All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

  • Zach Siler: What was that?

    Laney Boggs: I was busy.

    Zach Siler: Yeah, busy wiggin'.

    Laney Boggs: I did not wig.

    Zach Siler: Oh, there was major wiggage.

  • Zach Siler: Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.

  • Zach Siler: So, can I have the last dance?

    Laney Boggs: No, you can have the first.

  • Zach Siler: [Simon is being bullied by Munge and Derek in the cafeteria and are separated by Zach] You're gonna take your magazine, get over there, and you apologize to my friend Simon.

    Derek Funkhouser Rutley: [half-heartedly] Sorry.

    Jeffrey Munge Rylander: [guardedly] Sorry.

    Zach Siler: [to Derek] You... pube boy. Grab the pizza.

    [Derek holds the pube-laced pizza up]

    Zach Siler: Well?

    Derek Funkhouser Rutley: Well what?

    Zach Siler: [smiles] What do you think? Hoover it.

    [Derek hesitates]

    Zach Siler: Now!

    [others groan in disgust]

    Zach Siler: That's it... chew, chew, chew.

    Zach Siler: [after Munge chuckles] Don't finish that... Munge wants some of the action.

    Jeffrey Munge Rylander: No way, man. Those are his pubes.

    Zach Siler: Well, you should have thought about that before you picked on my friend Simon.

    Simon Boggs: [gloating to Munge] Hoover it.

    Jeffrey Munge Rylander: [Derek hands pizza to Munge] Thanks.

  • Zach Siler: Has anyone see Taylor?

    Chandler: What?

    Zach Siler: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.

    Dean Sampson: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

  • Zach Siler: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?

    Taylor Vaughan: What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."

    Zach Siler: What, Resceda?

    Taylor Vaughan: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!

    Zach Siler: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.

  • Zach Siler: This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.

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