Zach Siler Quotes in She's All That (1999)

Zach Siler: So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to...

[Laney walks away]

Zach Siler: ...embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

Zach Siler: She kinda blew me off.

Mackenzie Siler: I like her already.

Zach Siler: Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

Taylor Vaughan: Jump up my ass Zach.

Zach Siler: Been there, done that.

Zach Siler: All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

Zach Siler: What was that?

Laney Boggs: I was busy.

Zach Siler: Yeah, busy wiggin'.

Laney Boggs: I did not wig.

Zach Siler: Oh, there was major wiggage.

Zach Siler: Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.

Zach Siler: So, can I have the last dance?

Laney Boggs: No, you can have the first.

Zach Siler: [Simon is being bullied by Munge and Derek in the cafeteria and are separated by Zach] You're gonna take your magazine, get over there, and you apologize to my friend Simon.

Derek Funkhouser Rutley: [half-heartedly] Sorry.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander: [guardedly] Sorry.

Zach Siler: [to Derek] You... pube boy. Grab the pizza.

[Derek holds the pube-laced pizza up]

Zach Siler: Well?

Derek Funkhouser Rutley: Well what?

Zach Siler: [smiles] What do you think? Hoover it.

[Derek hesitates]

Zach Siler: Now!

[others groan in disgust]

Zach Siler: That's it... chew, chew, chew.

Zach Siler: [after Munge chuckles] Don't finish that... Munge wants some of the action.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander: No way, man. Those are his pubes.

Zach Siler: Well, you should have thought about that before you picked on my friend Simon.

Simon Boggs: [gloating to Munge] Hoover it.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander: [Derek hands pizza to Munge] Thanks.

Zach Siler: Has anyone see Taylor?

Chandler: What?

Zach Siler: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.

Dean Sampson: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

Zach Siler: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?

Taylor Vaughan: What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."

Zach Siler: What, Resceda?

Taylor Vaughan: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!

Zach Siler: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.

Zach Siler: This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.