Wolf J. Flywheel Quotes in The Big Store (1941)
Wolf J. Flywheel Quotes:
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Henry's Wife: [to Flywheel lying on a bed] Can you tell me the price of this bed?
Wolf J. Flywheel: $8000
Henry: Why that's preposterous! I can get the same bed anywhere in town for $25.
Wolf J. Flywheel: Yes, but not with me in it!
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Martha Phelps: Tell me, Wolfie dear, will we have a beautiful home?
Wolf J. Flywheel: Of course. You're not planning on moving, are you?
Martha Phelps: No, but, uh, I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along, and, uh, you'll forget all about me.
Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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Wolf J. Flywheel: [Flywheel lying in a bed in The Big Store, when Guiseppi, his wife, and their 12 children surround the bed. Flywheel sits up] What other hobbies have you got?
Guiseppi: Eh, we like-a to see something different in a bed.
Wolf J. Flywheel: You would? Just press that button over by the davenport.
Guiseppi: Where is the davenport?
Wolf J. Flywheel: Its in Iowa.
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Wolf J. Flywheel: Hey, what's the difficulty here?
Guiseppi: Look, I no get excited like-a my wife; but, I come in here with twelve-a kids and now there only six. What happened my six kids?
Wolf J. Flywheel: What are their draft numbers?
Guiseppi: Look-a there only six-a kids and I know I gotta twelve-a kids!
Wolf J. Flywheel: Twelve kids, eh? How much you make a week?
Guiseppi: Eh, eh, twenty-five dollars.
Wolf J. Flywheel: You can't afford to have twelve kids!
Guiseppi: No tell me what I can ford! The only thing I know-a is, I gotta twelve-a kids and now there only six!
Wolf J. Flywheel: My good man, statistics prove it costs five dollars a week to provide for a child. Twelve times five is sixty dollars. You only make twenty-five dollars a week! Its economically impossible for you to have twelve children!
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Mr. Grover: If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!
Martha Phelps: Oh no, no...
Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée?
Martha Phelps: Yes.
Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?
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Ravelli: I take-a your picture. Hey! Look at me and laugh.
Wolf J. Flywheel: I've been doing that for 20 years.
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[Wolf is about to propose to Martha]
Wolf J. Flywheel: Martha, dear, there are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.
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Wolf J. Flywheel: [Flywheel has mistaken the Hastings brothers for the killers and handcuffed them] There you are. I give you the killers.
Tommy Rogers: Why, it's the Hastings brothers, the men who are going to buy the store.
Wolf J. Flywheel: Gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, but it's really not my fault. You certainly do look like crooks.
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Wolf J. Flywheel: [In "Sing While You Sell" number] Come on, Wacky: Nagasaki!
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Martha Phelps: Whew! It's warm in here.
Wolf J. Flywheel: Funny, I don't feel it.
Martha Phelps: Well, I do.
Wolf J. Flywheel: [Speaking on an "intercom"] Winthop, have the janitor come up and break a window.
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Wolf J. Flywheel: Miss Phelps, I'm turning down all offers to take your case. After all, you're a woman. You are a woman, aren't you?
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Martha Phelps: Tell me, what would you want to handle this case for me?
Wolf J. Flywheel: Twenty thousand dollars.
Martha Phelps: Don't you think that's too much?
Wolf J. Flywheel: Of course it is, only a cheap chisler would ask that much.
Martha Phelps: I was prepared to pay five hundred dollars.
Wolf J. Flywheel: Hardly enough. Eh, I'm prepared to take it. Shall we bind the deal with a kiss? Or, five dollars in cash? You lose either way.
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Mr. Grover: What experience have you had at a department store?
Wolf J. Flywheel: I was a shoplifter for three years.
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Wolf J. Flywheel: This man's a cad! A yellow cad!
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Mr. Grover: What is this man? A detective? A floorwalker? Or, a poet?
Wolf J. Flywheel: All three. And not bad at making love. Eh, Martha?
[Tickles Martha's chin]
Wolf J. Flywheel: Woo-hoo!
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Wolf J. Flywheel: So, you didn't think I was a real detective, eh?
Mr. Grover: Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!
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Tommy Rogers: We can have a party, just like they do in Hollywood.
Ravelli: That's-a fine! Let there be wine!
Wolf J. Flywheel: And women!
Ravelli: And song!
Wolf J. Flywheel: And women!
Ravelli: And caviar!
Wolf J. Flywheel: And women!
Ravelli: And more women!
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Wolf J. Flywheel: [referring to an evening gown] This is a bright red dress, but technicolor is sooo expensive.
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