Mr. Grover Quotes in The Big Store (1941)

Mr. Grover: If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!

Martha Phelps: Oh no, no...

Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée?

Martha Phelps: Yes.

Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?

Mr. Grover: What experience have you had at a department store?

Wolf J. Flywheel: I was a shoplifter for three years.

Mr. Grover: What is this man? A detective? A floorwalker? Or, a poet?

Wolf J. Flywheel: All three. And not bad at making love. Eh, Martha?

[Tickles Martha's chin]

Wolf J. Flywheel: Woo-hoo!

Wolf J. Flywheel: So, you didn't think I was a real detective, eh?

Mr. Grover: Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.

Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!

Mr. Grover: Why, this place is becoming a madhouse!