Willie the Giant Quotes in Fun & Fancy Free (1947)

Willie the Giant: [pointing at one of the lines on his hand] But what's this here? What is it? What is it?

Mickey Mouse: Uh-oh! I can't believe it!

Willie the Giant: Is it bad?

Mickey Mouse: Why, i-i-it says here that you can change yourself into anything!

Willie the Giant: Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things! Go on, gimme somethin'. Anything!

Mickey Mouse: Anything?

Willie the Giant: Anything!

Edgar Bergen: See? Mickey never misses a trick. He's got a good idea.

Mickey Mouse: Well, uh. Can you change into a fly?

Willie the Giant: A cute, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy housefly?

Mickey Mouse: That's it! A housefly!

Willie the Giant: Aww, you don't want a fly! How about a bunny with long, pink ears?

Mickey Mouse: Huh! Well, of course, if you can't do a fly, why, uh...

Willie the Giant: All right. A fly.

[suddenly loudly]

Willie the Giant: WHY?

Mickey Mouse: Well, uh... because.

Willie the Giant: Okay. A teeny-weeny fly... with pink wings! Now for the magic wordies. Fe, fi, fo, fum. He, hi, ho, hum. I'm a most amazing guy. Te, ti, te, ti, te, ti.

[transforms into a bunny]

Willie the Giant: You sure you don't want a pink bunny?

[notices that Mickey, Donald and Goofy have a fly swatter]

Willie the Giant: Hey, what is this? You think you fool Willie.

Willie the Giant: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum... I smell...

Charlie McCarthy: You're telling us.

Willie the Giant: Pot roast! Chocolate pot roast, with stispacio... with dismashnee... with dismash... with green gravy.

Willie the Giant: [lifts the roof off of Edgar Bergen's house] Hey, has anybody seen anything of a teensy-weensy, little mouse?

Edgar Bergen: No, I-I-I...

[faints]

Luana Patten: Oh, Mr. Bergen!

Charlie McCarthy: Bergen, speak to me! Speak to me!

Willie the Giant: What's the matter with him? Something he ate?

Mortimer Snerd: No, it's uh, it's a fig... fig... figmentation of his imagination.

Willie the Giant: No!

Mortimer Snerd: Yeah. Well, good night, Willie. Don't slam the roof. You might wake Mr. Bergen.

[laughs]

Willie the Giant: [singing] Fe, fi, fo, fum / He, hi, ho, hum / I'm a most amazing guy / A most amazing guy am I! / Fe, fi, fo, fum / He, hi, ho, hum / I'm the stuff, I'm telling you! / For here's what I can do / I can change myself into an elf / Fly up high like the birdies / I can disappear into atmosphere - Peekaboo! / 'Cuz I know the magic wordies / Fi, fo, fe, foy / Fe, fe, fe, fe... Fi-Fi? I don't know no Fi-Fi!

[Willie prepares himself a sandwich]

Willie the Giant: Feedee!

[Slices some cheese, taking Mickey but narrowly avoiding Goofy]

Willie the Giant: Fidee!

[Takes a chicken leg]

Willie the Giant: Fodee!

[Takes some onions, narrowly missing Donald]

Willie the Giant: Fum!

[Pours pepper on his sandwich. Mickey sneezes the contents on Willie's face]

Mickey Mouse: Gesundheit!

[laughs]