Will Stronghold Quotes in Sky High (2005)

[last lines]

Will Stronghold: In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it's high school.

[Will just found out that Gwen and her mother are the same person]

Will Stronghold: Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.

Will Stronghold: [narrating] You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.

Layla: What's embarrasing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair.

Will Stronghold: Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.

Layla: When life gives you lemons...

[Layla tries to grow a lemon, but produces an apple instead]

Will Stronghold: Make apple juice?

Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.

Will Stronghold: Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.

Mr. Medulla: [passing them] Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.

Layla: Now I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind... And womankind. And animalkind.

Will Stronghold: And the rainforest.

Layla: Of course!

Will Stronghold: [bumps into Gwen] Oh! Uh - I'm...

Gwen: Will Stronghold!

Will Stronghold: Aha, Mind Reader!

Gwen: No, name tag.

Steve: [stretching out his arms for a hug] William Theodore Stronghold, come here!

Will Stronghold: Wait, you're not mad?

Steve: My boy has super-strength! How can I be mad?

[hugs Will, cracking his backbones]

Will Stronghold: [groans in pain] Ow!

Steve: Sorry.

[Will hugs Steve back]

Steve: Ow,you ARE strong!

Steve: All right, if your mom asks, you tell her I read you the riot act and I took away your xBox.

Will Stronghold: But I don't have an xBox.

Steve: Are you sure?

[Steve spins a chair to reveal a large, nicely wrapped present for Will]

Gwen: Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go.

Will Stronghold: No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.

Gwen: You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? *You* do not dump *me*! Not the night before the dance!

Will Stronghold: Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just *did*! You're dumped!

[reappears after being thrown through a window several miles above ground]

Will Stronghold: Surprised? So am I.

Ethan: You're on! If Will beats you in Save The Citizen, you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.

Zach: Yeah, and if he loses, you can dunk Ethan's head in the toilet every day until graduation.

Ethan: Yeah! Huh?

Lash: You got yourself a deal!

Will Stronghold: Wait, guys, guys! Come on, guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won Save the Citizen, and those guys are undefeated!

Layla: And you barely know how to use your powers!

[pause]

Layla: Sorry... not helping.

Zach: Will, you have no choice. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again.

[dead serious]

Zach: The dunking - must end.

Warren Peace: What are you doing here?

Will Stronghold: I'm, uh, looking for Layla. Do you know where she is?

Warren Peace: How should I know?

Will Stronghold: You're taking her to homecoming.

Warren Peace: Oh, yeah. Right.

Will Stronghold: Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your night.

Warren Peace: And why is that?

Will Stronghold: Because I'm not going.

Warren Peace: Hmm. Well, that sucks. Because we're only going together to make you jealous.

Principal Powers: In a few moments, you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin.

Will Stronghold: Power Placement?

Layla: Sounds fascist.

Ethan: Power Placement. It's how they decide where you go.

Magenta: The hero track or the loser track.

Will Stronghold: There - there's a loser track?

Ethan: I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support."

Warren Peace: [about Layla] Dude, you are so stupid! She's totally into you!

Will Stronghold: [sighs, upset] Not after tonight. I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the other guys never talked to me again.

Steve: Son, I'm only going to asking you this.

Will Stronghold: Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this.

Steve: All right. That's good enough for me.

Josie: Steve, I've got half a mind not to let him go to homecoming!

Will Stronghold: That's fine; I'm not going anyway.

Steve: Whoa, whoa, your mom said she had half a mind!

[Will lifts a lunch table with Warren Peace on top over his head]

Layla: He's strong!

Will Stronghold: [surprised] I'm strong?

Gwen: He's super strong!

Will Stronghold: Alright, look. Whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us. What do you say?

[extends his hand]

Warren Peace: [ignoring his offer] I say if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive.

[Will meekly drops his hand]

Steve: [re: the Pacifier] This is my most prized possession, Will.

Will Stronghold: Wow. What does it do?

Steve: No idea.

Will Stronghold: How was your summer?

Zach: To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H.

Steve: Will, I just want you to know how proud I am that you'll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business.

Will Stronghold: Real Estate?

Steve: Right.

[winks]

Steve: Real estate.

Will Stronghold: [pretending to have super strength by bench pressing an extremely heavy weight] 200... Hi, Dad, just trying to get some sets in before school.

Steve: Yeah, low weight, high reps, that's the key. You don't wanna bulk up...

Will Stronghold: Yeah, I'm going more for definition.