Warren Peace Quotes in Sky High (2005)

Magenta: [sitting down beside Layla] Hey, Layla, you did the history homework?

Warren Peace: What are you doing?

Magenta: It's called sitting.

Warren Peace: No one sits here but me.

Magenta: Mm-hmm.

Magenta: [starts talking to Layla again] What'd you get for number four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation.

Ethan: [sitting down beside Warren] Hey. Eating at Warren's table now? I feel extremely dangerous.

Warren Peace: Whoa. Whoa.

Zach: [sitting down on the other side Warren and pointing at Warren] This guy bothering you, Magenta?

Warren Peace: Try the other way around.

Warren Peace: To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.

Layla: Wow, that is really deep!

Warren Peace: [reading off of a fortune cookie] Yeah. And your lucky numbers are... 4, 16, 5... and 49.

Warren Peace: So you're asking me to the homecoming dance just to get back at Stronghold? Not because you like me or anything?

[Layla nods, Warren smiles]

Warren Peace: I'm in!

Warren Peace: Did you want me to heat that up for you?

Layla: We're not supposed to use our powers outside of school!

Warren Peace: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.

Layla: So, then there was this time in first grade. You know how you grow lima beans in school? Well, Will could not figure out why mine was growing so quickly, it was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him and I told him about my powers! We've been best friends ever since.

Warren Peace: And falling for him, was that before or after the lima beans?

Layla: What? I am *not* in love with Will Strong... is it that obvious?

Warren Peace: Yeah.

Layla: Hi, Warren.

Warren Peace: Did I do or say anything last night to make you think this is okay?

Layla: Funny. No, but, seriously, you're never gonna believe what happened. I was about to ask Will to homecoming when, wouldn't you know it, I said I was going with you instead.

Warren Peace: I don't remember that being the plan.

Ethan: Hey Warren, how about some light?

Warren Peace: Only if you want to get barbequed.

Layla: Hey there, cutie! I was just thinking about you. I'm so excited for homecoming. I can't wait. I can hardly...

[Layla pauses as she watches Will and Gwen walk away; Warren burns her hand]

Layla: ...OW!

Warren Peace: Never call me "Cutie."

Warren Peace: What are you doing here?

Will Stronghold: I'm, uh, looking for Layla. Do you know where she is?

Warren Peace: How should I know?

Will Stronghold: You're taking her to homecoming.

Warren Peace: Oh, yeah. Right.

Will Stronghold: Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your night.

Warren Peace: And why is that?

Will Stronghold: Because I'm not going.

Warren Peace: Hmm. Well, that sucks. Because we're only going together to make you jealous.

Layla: The guys at this school are all jerks!

Warren Peace: Thanks a lot.

Warren Peace: [about Layla] Dude, you are so stupid! She's totally into you!

Will Stronghold: [sighs, upset] Not after tonight. I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the other guys never talked to me again.

[Warren shows up at the Homecoming Dance wearing his father Baron Battle's tuxedo]

Layla: I thought you weren't renting a tux?

Warren Peace: It's my dad's. He doesn't have much use for it in solitary.

Layla: [tries to get off the subject that Warren's father is in prison by holding up a cheese cube] Cheese cube?

Will Stronghold: Alright, look. Whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us. What do you say?

[extends his hand]

Warren Peace: [ignoring his offer] I say if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you alive.

[Will meekly drops his hand]

Warren Peace: [about the Homecoming dance] But I'm not renting a tux.