Stitches Quotes in Sky High (2005)

Gwen: When the pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed. I was merely turned into a baby. Stitches took me in and raised me as his daughter.

Stitches: Daddy's little girl! HAHAHAHA!

Gwen: Told you never to CALL ME THAT! Lunatic.

Stitches: Everybody Happy?

Stitches: Can you tell what it is yet?

[last line before being killed]

Stitches: Well fuck me sideways... I never thought I'd end up with egg on my face.

Young Richie: Your not my dad

Stitches: I could be you know

[Riches last words before being killed by Stiches]

Richie: What are you doing to me?

Stitches: Shut up you fat head

Stitches: [kick's Paul's head off]

Stitches: This party's really kicking now.

[Repeated line]

Stitches: Sniff them out.

[to Sarah after decapitating Paul by kicking his head off]

Stitches: Sorry about Paul he had to head off!

[beating a cat to death]

Stitches: Let's see how many lives you've got left one... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... DEAD

[after being stabbed in the left eye again]

Stitches: Deja motherfucking Vu.

Stitches: Get your gob around this Kate.

[repeated line]

Stitches: Here Tommy Tommy Tommy.

[On deciding who to kill first, Tom or Kate]

Stitches: Now what's better the look on your face when I stab her? or the look on her face when I stab you?

[to Bulger who's mistaken him for Paul]

Stitches: I'm NOT Paul HE had too HEAD OFF!