Wet Lindsay Quotes in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008)

Wet Lindsay: Robbie, this is your last chance. It's either her - sad olive girl who gets everything wrong - or me, the woman who's so perfect for you.

Robbie: [Robbie reaches down and pulls Georgia onstage] Georgia's perfect too. She's just a perfect nutter.

Wet Lindsay: [notices Georgia walk into a party dressed as a stuffed olive and starts laughing at her] And what are you supposed to be, an obese leprechaun?

Georgia Nicolson: Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive.

Wet Lindsay: Stuffed is right!

Wet Lindsay: [sees Georgia waving at Robbie] What are you waving at minger?

[she waves at Robbie, and faces off against Georgia]

Wet Lindsay: Listen, short arse, keep away from my man. He's not a cradle-snatcher, and you're not woman enough for him. So BACK OFF!

Georgia Nicolson: I wasn't looking at anybody!