Joe Bodek Quotes in Loverboy (1989)

Harry Bruckner: [of Joe's secretary] Hey, that's not bad. Porkin' her?

Joe Bodek: I'm a happily married man, Harry. At least, I used to be.

[Joe reads a note dropped by Randy that accompanied a new fashionable jacket delivered by Tony]

Joe Bodek: "Dear, Randy. Of course I'd prefer you naked, but if you MUST wear something it should be the best. Love, Alex." Diane!

Diane Bodek: Yeah!

Joe Bodek: Diane, our son... is a fruit.

[Joe discovers Jenny's suitcase full of underwear in Randy's room]

Joe Bodek: Come on, Diane! Our son is dressing up in ladies underwear. This is a problem! He needs professional help!

Diane Bodek: No, what he needs are sympathetic parents who let him know how much they love him.

Joe Bodek: Let's see how sympathetic you are when he wants to borrow your makeup.