Joe Boyd Quotes in Damn Yankees! (1958)

Meg Boyd: Is Washington winning dear?

Joe Boyd: Noooo. Those damn Yankees.

Joe Boyd: One long ball hitter, that's what we need! I'd sell my soul for one long ball hitter.

Mr. Applegate: With my help a lot of things come easy.

[lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked]

Mr. Applegate: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?

Joe Boyd: Hey... how'd you pull that off?

Mr. Applegate: I'm handy with fire.

Joe Boyd: What happens after I stop being a baseball player? Then where would I be?

Mr. Applegate: [laughs] Well now, of course that's fairly well known.

Joe Boyd: Yes, but I have...

Mr. Applegate: After all, there's nothing unusual about it. How do you suppose some of these politicians around town got started? And parking lot owners?

Dick Wallace: [referring to Marion's not stopping at the gas statio] The car must be running on its reputation. Doesn't she ever buy gas?

Joe Boyd: Yeah, she goes all the way to town for it.