Walter Reilly Quotes in Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: I was sorta married once - - nice girl, good cook, biiig chest. Then I went walkabout, and when I came back, she'd gone.

Sue Charlton: How long were you gone?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Couple of months.

Walter Reilly: Try eighteen.

Sue Charlton: And she didn't wait? Humph - strange girl!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah!

Walter Reilly: Right, well, ah. 'Till Wednesday. Cheerio

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Wednesday

[Walks off, pauses, turns back to Walter]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: What's today, Wal?

Walter Reilly: Monday

[Mick walks away]

Walter Reilly: Doesn't know. Doesn't care. Heh! Lucky Bastard.

Walter Reilly: [after the fight with the croc in the bar, Mick joins Sue and Wally] Sorry if that frightened you, miss. Uh, you see, it's **stuffed**.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Mick indicates "Cyril"] Him an' me both, Wal.

[notices the cute and "proper" Sue for the first time, and shyly smiles and tips his hat]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Michael J "Crocodile" Dundee.

Sue Charlton: [Sue shakes his hand] Never-Never Safaris.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, er, "never" go out with us... If you do, you'll "never" come back. Right, Wal?

Walter Reilly: [giggles and nods]

Walter Reilly: [looking at the New York Newsday newspaper photo of the two of them that Sue had sent him, and speaking on the Walkabout Pub phone with Mick in New York] Got the photo, Mick - - I look GREAT! Ida sends love. Oh - - Donk wants to say a word to you.

Donk: [sarcastically referring to Mick's previously saying that he was "stuffed" just like his "pet" crocodile] Mick - - get **stuffed**!