Vincent Ludwig Quotes in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

[offering a cigar]

Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?

Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

Vincent Ludwig: Drebin!

Jane: Frank!

Frank: You're both right.

Jane: How could you do something so vicious?

Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.

Vincent Ludwig: Tell me, Mr. Papshmir, in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?

Papshmir: Well, I would think ANYONE who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin.

Vincent Ludwig: Yes, but there is even a more ideal assassin - one who doesn't KNOW he's an assassin.