Papshmir Quotes in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

Vincent Ludwig: Tell me, Mr. Papshmir, in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?

Papshmir: Well, I would think ANYONE who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin.

Vincent Ludwig: Yes, but there is even a more ideal assassin - one who doesn't KNOW he's an assassin.

Papshmir: My people are very upset.

Muriel Dillon: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.

Papshmir: [to Rocco] You are supposed to be the world's foremost terrorist bomber. Airlines, government buildings...

Muriel Dillon: The devastation in South Florida.

Papshmir: That was Hurricane Andrew.

Muriel Dillon: That's what they told the public.