Vic Damico Quotes in Bye Bye Love (1995)

Vic Damico: This isn't your first time in a restaurant, is it?

Lucille: No, my ex-husband used to like to eat out, may he rest in peace.

Vic Damico: So he passed away?

Lucille: Not yet.

Vic Damico: [discussing his ex-wife's new boyfriend] Well, tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.

Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.

Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.

Vic Damico: Here's the recipe your kids like so much.

Dave Goldman: Vic's Meatloaf Madness.

Donny Carlson: You wrote it up?

Vic Damico: Yeah, it's all there. Tomtoes, onions, cheese... my own secret sauce.

Donny Carlson: Is it under ten minutes? Because if it's not, I can tell you right now I can't do it.

Vic Damico: Minute and half on high, serves a family of four.

Dave Goldman: Ragu... that's your secret sauce?

Vic Damico: [quietly] You wanna keep it down?

Donny Carlson: I ran into Marty Allen, he and Leslie are getting a divorce.

Dave Goldman: They're splitting up? Marty and Leslie?

Donny Carlson: After eleven years!

Vic Damico: Just goes to show you, you're never safe. Eleven years, busting his ass, bringing home the paycheck for what? He must have done something really terrible, like leave the cap off the toothpaste.

Donny Carlson: Actually, he was sleeping with his secretary.

Vic Damico: Yeah, well.