Donny Carlson Quotes in Bye Bye Love (1995)

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Donny Carlson Quotes:

  • Donny Carlson: It's a very awkward age for girls.

    Dave Goldman: Really what age is that?

    Donny Carlson: 13 to 35, very awkward.

  • [after kissing]

    Susan Goldman: Wait, we can't do this.

    Donny Carlson: Why not?

    Susan Goldman: Because you would be afraid that I was thinking of Dave and I would be afraid that you were thinking about Clair.

    Donny Carlson: Well, what if you thought about Clair, and I thought about Dave?

  • Donny Carlson: Ladder, for to climb!

  • Claire Carlson: We had to take back the graduation dress.

    Emma Carlson: It made me look fat.

    Donny Carlson: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to.

    Emma Carlson: Why would I wanna look fat?

    Donny Carlson: You wouldn't! You couldn't!

  • Vic Damico: Here's the recipe your kids like so much.

    Dave Goldman: Vic's Meatloaf Madness.

    Donny Carlson: You wrote it up?

    Vic Damico: Yeah, it's all there. Tomtoes, onions, cheese... my own secret sauce.

    Donny Carlson: Is it under ten minutes? Because if it's not, I can tell you right now I can't do it.

    Vic Damico: Minute and half on high, serves a family of four.

    Dave Goldman: Ragu... that's your secret sauce?

    Vic Damico: [quietly] You wanna keep it down?

  • Donny Carlson: I ran into Marty Allen, he and Leslie are getting a divorce.

    Dave Goldman: They're splitting up? Marty and Leslie?

    Donny Carlson: After eleven years!

    Vic Damico: Just goes to show you, you're never safe. Eleven years, busting his ass, bringing home the paycheck for what? He must have done something really terrible, like leave the cap off the toothpaste.

    Donny Carlson: Actually, he was sleeping with his secretary.

    Vic Damico: Yeah, well.

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