Uncle Martin Quotes in My Favorite Martian (1999)

Uncle Martin: You Earthlings don't know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks.

Nurplex Kid: Mine! Gum.

Uncle Martin: Mine! Nerplex.

Uncle Martin: Blotz!

Uncle Martin: It's Lizzie. What's a Lizzie?

Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit: I'd say a Model T Ford, but this one's got better tires.

Uncle Martin: Tim, anything in this room strike you as odd?

Uncle Martin: Wake up, Tim. There's a big day ahead of us.

Tim O'Hara: It's still night time. You've been asleep for 30 seconds.

Uncle Martin: 30 seconds? I *was* tired!

Uncle Martin: Stop being such a wet blanket.

Zoot, Martin's Talking Space Suit: Hey, leave my mother out of this.

Uncle Martin: Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.

Tim O'Hara: No, we're smarter than that.

Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.

Tim O'Hara: We use more than 10% of our brains.

Uncle Martin: Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.

Uncle Martin: I'm beginning to see a glim of potential among you Earthlings. One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture until you take care of your oceans. And do away with daytime talk-shows.