David Santiago Quotes in Post Grad (2009)

David Santiago: What you do with your life is, really just one half of the equation. The other half, the more important half, really is, who you're with when you're doing it.

David Santiago: [the entire family has walked in on Ryden on top of David with no shirt on, David and Ryden look up shocked] Fuck me.

Grandma Maureen: Well I would, but it appears someone beat me to it.

David Santiago: [after Ryden's family walk in on David and Ryden about to have sex] Fuck me.

Grandma Maureen: Well, I would but somebody already beat me to it.