Uncle Louis Quotes in Airborne (1993)

Aunt Irene: Oh, I'm feeling kind of frisky.

Uncle Louis: Well, let's get out the Twister game.

Uncle Louis: [to Johana] So, where are you from, Henrietta?

Jacques: Johana! New York!

Uncle Louis: New YORK? What KIND of a name is that?

Johanna: No, I'm *from* new York

Uncle Louis: Oh Yes! The best lays are from New York!

[haggling with a fish vendor]

Uncle Louis: Two DOLLARS? You didn't even need to catch the fish! It died of CANCER!

Uncle Louis: Hey, have you ever seen a mermaid?

Young Jacques: No.

Uncle Louis: I have, you know. Don't you want to know where? Why don't you ask me?

Young Jacques: What?

Uncle Louis: Where I saw mermaids! Why don't you ever ask any questions? I'm always the one asking the questions. I'm now aware I ask the questions so now I'm talking to myself! Ask me something, goddamn it!

Young Jacques: Why did my mother leave?

Uncle Louis: Row.