Tulley Quotes in Blue Streak (1999)

Tulley: I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.

Melissa Green: [being interrogated] What can you tell me about Miles?

Tulley: All I can tell you is that he's gay! GAY! GAY! GAY!

Tulley: That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.

Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.

Tulley: Chicken or beef?

Miles Logan: Chicken. Cool. Cool is good.

Tulley: Miles?

Miles Logan: Tulley? What are you doing?

Tulley: I'm freaking working over here.

Tulley: He also called me ugly and said I couldn't read good.

Deacon: What's going on?

Tulley: I never know what's going on!

Miles Logan: We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere.

Tulley: So? You're one of 'em.

Miles Logan: No, I'm a drug dealer now!

Tulley: Man, why you sellin' this shit when you got that big diamond in your hand?

Tulley: And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good.