Carlson Quotes in Blue Streak (1999)

Miles Logan: Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.

Carlson: You just said you have a cat in your pants.

Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?

Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.

Carlson: What is it with you and the heating ducts, sir?

Miles Logan: It's cold in here, BRRRRR!

Carlson: When Myles tells Carlson, "This place is a cesspool" Carlson: Oh no, we're in the shit now.

Slim: Carlson's right, Candy. That poor dog ain't no good to himself. I wish somebody'd shoot me when I get old and crippled.

Candy: [choked up] Maybe it would hurt him. I don't mind taking care of him.

Carlson: He'd be better off dead. The way I'd shoot him he wouldn't feel nothin'.