Tuke Quotes in Brother Bear (2003)

Rutt: You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey.

Tuke: Ya... eat hoof-for-brains over there.

Rutt: Oh nice, eh. pine-cone breath!

Tuke: Crusty tail!

Rutt: Twig legs!

Tuke: Big nose!

[Rutt gasps]

Tuke: ... sorry.

Rutt: You went too far that time.

Tuke: I love... dew.

Rutt: I love dew too.

Rutt: I can't believe you totaled a mammoth.

Tuke: Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere.

Rutt: I cannot accept what you have to say.

Tuke: Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!

Tuke: How's it going, bear?

Kenai: Don't call me that.

Tuke: Sorry, um... Mister Bear?

Kenai: I was transformed into a bear, magically. I was lifted into the sky by my brother.

Tuke: Uh-huh.

Tuke: [fake cough] You're *crazy*!

Rutt: Gesundheit.

Tuke: [fake cough] No, a *fruitcake*!

Rutt: Are you okay?

Tuke: [fake cough] No, that *bear* over *there*! He's *crazy*!

Kenai: I'm not crazy!

Tuke: Who ever said you were? We understand. either.

Kenai: You do?

Tuke: Yeah, we're not really moose either.

Rutt: We're not?

Tuke: No, we're more... like squirrels.

Rutt: Oh, yeah. Beauty, eh? Well, he's a squirrel. I'm more of a pure-breed wolverine. Look at these cuspids. Rrrr!

Tuke: Give him some room.

Kenai: Why am I even talking to a couple of dumb moose?

Tuke: No, we're squirrels, eh?

Rutt: Wolverine.

Rutt: Oh, gee! I think he's seen us, eh! Now what?

Tuke: Act like we're not here.

Rutt: Oh. Ah, we're not here!

Rutt: Oh, I wouldn't go that way, eh.

Tuke: Why not?

Rutt: Uh, there was a reason.

Tuke: Well you brought it up.

Rutt: I'm trying, but you keep talking...

[Kenai is caught in a snare and the moose watch him bounce around]

Tuke: So, you think of it yet?

Rutt: No, but it's driving me nuts too, eh?

[Tuke is "driving" a mammoth]

Tuke: Get out, eh. I'm driving.

Rutt: Wha... when can I have a turn, eh?

Tuke: It's not as easy as it looks. Now just watch what I do, okay?

Rutt: Well, let's get a back seat or something. It looks like ya hunted me.

Rutt: Hey, you know what this calls for? A pile of delicious barley and amber wheat on a cool bed of malted hops, eh.

Tuke: I like it!

Tuke: [sees Denahi] R-Rutt...

Rutt: Go away, eh? I'm eating twigs.

Tuke: Rutt...

Rutt: Go away, eh? You're breaking my concentration.

Tuke: We should go...

Rutt: Why?

Tuke: ...like right now.

Rutt: I can't, I'm still digesting. I'll get cramps, eh?

[Sees Denahi]

Rutt: Ah, gee, he's after us!

Tuke: Get going, little brother!

Rutt: Ow, ooh... Cramp!

Tuke: Do you wanna play "I Spy"?

Rutt: Yeah.

Tuke: Okay, I spy something... green.

Rutt: Tree?

Tuke: Ohh!

Rutt: Okay, my turn. I spy something... tall.

Tuke: Tree.

Rutt: Ohh!

Tuke: My turn. I spy something... with bark.

Rutt: Tree.

Tuke: Ohh!

Rutt: Okay, I spy something... a vertical log.

Tuke: Tree.

Rutt: Ohh!

Tuke: Okay, I spy...

Rutt: Tree!

Tuke: Ohh!

Rutt: Okay...

Tuke: Tree!

Rutt: But I didn't spy anything!

Tuke: It counts!

[pause]

Rutt: Tree!

Tuke: Ohh, let's play something else.

Tuke: What's he getting all worked up about, eh?

Rutt: I don't know. Maybe the goose pooped on him, eh?