Train Conductor Quotes in Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Train Conductor: [after Spider-Man attempts to slow the train with just his foot] Any more bright ideas?

Peter Parker: I got a few. Yeah!

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Train Conductor: [Mr. Watson hears the train conductor shoutout to the Amtrak travelers] Los Angeles is next! Los Angeles is next! Please check under your seats.

[on the subway, Alex roars at a guy hiding behind a newspaper]

Alex the Lion: Augh! Knicks lost again!

Melman the Giraffe: Eh. Whatcha gonna do?

Train conductor: [over PA] Grand Central Station.

Alex the Lion: Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?

Train Conductor: Mind the doors!

Train Conductor: If you're going to make an omelet you have to break a few eggs.

Josemaria: No, the world is not an omelet, and people are not eggs.

Train conductor: [Turning to a salesman when he is about to light a cigarette] River City, station stop River City. Just crossed the state line into Iowa. Population of River, twenty-two hundred and twelve. Cigarettes illegal in this state!

George Kellerman: Uh, are there any seats on this train? huh?

[the conductor shakes his head "no"]

George Kellerman: Oh, well don't you have anything in the parlor car or compartment or anything? I'll pay for it.

Train Conductor: This train runs empty six nights a week exept when the New York airport is fogged in, then they fly 'em up to Boston and we could use four more cars.

George Kellerman: Well why don't you put on four more cars?

Train Conductor: Ain't got four more cars. Noboby takes the train anymore. Everyone is in a hurry.

George Kellerman: You expect us to stand all the way to New York?

Train Conductor: Not if you give me $11.00 each.

[George pays the fares]

Gwen Kellerman: Is there a dining car?

Train Conductor: Just sandwiches and drinks. The next car forward.

Train Conductor: [Noticing that Bonet and Picard are handcuffed] Oh! Oh, which one of you gentlemen is the prisoner?

[Bonet nods toward Picard]

Train Conductor: Ah. of course! A bad type! What did he do?

Jean Picard: I killed a conducter for asking too many questions.

[the conductor nervously makes a quick exit]

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Train Conductor: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. This train, originating from New York's Grand Central Station, is back in service. Next stop will be New Canaan, Connecticut. New Canaan, Connecticut next stop.

Paul Hood: [narration] In issue 141 of the Fantastic Four, published in November, 1973, Reed Richards had to use his anti-matter weapon on his own son, who Aannihilus has turn into the Human Atom Bomb. It was a typical predicament for the Fantastic Four, because they weren't like other superheroes. They were more like a family. And the more power they had, the more harm they could do to each other without even knowing it. That was the meaning of the Fantastic Four: that a family is like your own personal anti-matter. Your family is the void you emerge from, and the place you return to when you die. And that's the paradox - the closer you're drawn back in, the deeper into the void you go.

Train Conductor: Are you the lady who jumped on this train after we had started?

Countess Helene Mara: Yes, and I shall complain about it. Trains don't go until I get on them!

Elmer Butts: I love to ride on trains. Do you?

Train Conductor: No!

Train Conductor: Sollochs! Sollochs! Two minutes, Sollochs!

Train Conductor: The train service has been discountinued. This will be the last stop for all passengers.

Elliot Moore: Hey, what do you mean? Where are we?

Train Conductor: Filbert, Pennsylvania.

Elliot Moore: Filbert? Does anybody know where that is? Why are you giving me one useless piece of information at a time? What's going on? Hey, why would you just stop? You can't just leave us here!

Train Conductor: Sir, we lost contact.

Elliot Moore: With whom?

Train Conductor: Everyone.

Train Conductor: Hey, Mister, you just can't pull the emergency cord and jump off! Tell me, why did you stop that train? If you wanna get off, you're...

[looks at Mortimer's gun]

Train Conductor: Well, the railroad company would might be pleased to make any arrangements for any passenger, if you wanna get off, Dear Sir.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: I did get off. Thanks.

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Train Conductor: Tickets. Tickets, please. Tickets. Tickets. Thank you. Tickets.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: Is this part of Tucumcari?

Train Conductor: We should pass there in about 3 to 4 minutes.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: Thanks.

Carpetbagger on Train: Well, eh, excuse me, but you made a mistake, Reverend. I couldn't help hearing you're going to Tucumcari. I sell goods around here, and I gotta tell you, you're on the wrong train. I think the nearest stop to Tucumcari is Amarillo. By getting off at Santa Fe and returning by way of Amarillo, you should be able to get right where... you're... going.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: [slowly peers over the top of his Bible with a steely stare]

Carpetbagger on Train: Er, you see the train doesn't stop at Tucumcari.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: [stuffs his Bible into his bag] This train'll stop at Tucumcari...

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[the conductor reads about a train robbery in Jim's newspaper]

Train conductor: I'm glad it didn't happen on my run. That Dawson gang is plenty tough.

Jim Parker: So I've heard!