Elevator Passenger Quotes in Spider-Man 2 (2004)

[man steps into elevator. Spider-man is in the elevator]

Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.

Spider-Man: Thanks.

Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?

Spider-Man: I made it.

[pause]

Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...

Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...

[pause]

Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.

Elevator Passenger: I'm with Weisenhower, Anderson, Nichols & Knudsen PR firm in the building and I just wanna say I think the image you have is fantastic. It's really put together. The costume. The... this thing. I mean, it's really put together. It's great. I think you can do more than print though. I think you might wanna try some TV, you know? Can I riff for you? Can I come up with a couple ideas for you? Just what my company would do. Let's see what I got. How 'bout, um, uh, a children's book? You could, uh, have like Charlotte's Web but without the pig. You know, that kind of thing. How 'bout, um, uh, a line of hammocks? 'Cause it's kind of a web thing. Um, you could do, um, a men's cologne called "Thwip." Let me give you a card.

Spider-Man: I don't have any pockets.