Toxic Avenger Quotes in The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)

Toxic Avenger: At first I found it hard to believe that my father was Japanese, and that I was part-Japanese. But that would explain why I've always had these strange, non-American urges to work very hard, save money, and live without credit cards.

Big Mac: Smellvin!

Toxic Avenger: "Smellvin"? Don't call me Smellvin, my name is Melvin!

The Chairman of Apocalypse Inc.: Who said minimum wage? Did *I* say minimum wage? Melvie, bubula, baby, what self-respecting, hideously deformed creature of super-human size and strength works for peanuts, hmmmm?

Toxic Avenger: Uh, none I guess.

The Chairman of Apocalypse Inc.: All these things I will give thee, if you will bow down and work for me.

The Chairman: Mr. Junko, we need someone charming, smart looking, good with people, to be the spokesman for our company and to help spread the good news of our policies.

Toxic Avenger: Just what are your policies?

The Chairman: Our policies, Mr Junko? Giving! That's our policy! Giving to the people what they want, giving to the people what they need. It's what I've always done best. But I know you're asking yourself, how? It's good sounding but how? By building. By growing. By taking towns like Tromaville and revitalising them into industrial metropolisises.