Toxie Quotes in Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)

Evil Kabukiman: I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!

Toxie: Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?

Evil Kabukiman: Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?

Toxie: God?

God: Yeah, what do you want?

Toxie: I just want to go home

God: You bastard, this is the best place all around, why do you want to go home?

Toxie: We've got to get the other heroes of Tromaville and storm the hospital!

Sgt. Kabukiman: They're all dead.

Toxie: All of them?

Sgt. Kabukiman: Yeah.

Toxie: Even Dolphin Man?

Sgt. Kabukiman: OH yeah.

Toxie: Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall.

[looks over in one direction]

Toxie: Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here.

[looks up in surprise]

Toxie: Huh?

[sees armed guards]

Toxie: [being mistaken by three thugs for the Noxious Offender] Didn't you learn your lesson the last time I disemboweled you, shoved your head up your ass, and killed you with your own diaper?

Rex Diaper: What?

Tex Diaper: What?

Dex Diaper: Huh?

Toxie: Guess not.

[attacks them]

Toxie: I keep calling you "sweetie" and "honey." What's your name, little girl?

Sweetie Honey: Sweetie Honey.

Evil Kabukiman: I knew it! I knew something was wrong! You're not the real Noxie after all, are you?

Toxie: That may be! But I know Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D... and you, sir, are no Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.!