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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. -- Josh Billings
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. -- Benjamin Walker
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. -- Jaime Lerner
You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. -- Josh Kopelman
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.' -- Les Dawson
My mother told me two things constantly. One was to be a lady and the other was to be independent, and the law was something most unusual for those times because for most girls growing up in the '40s, the most important degree was not your B.A. but your M.R.S. -- Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults. -- Ken Schwaber
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. -- Henny Youngman
Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. -- Juvenal
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. -- Jean-Louis Gassee
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. -- David Mamet
I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. -- Natalie Dormer
Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp. -- Marilyn vos Savant

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