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We did talk about cheese on our first date. -- Jane Kaczmarek
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. -- Merrill Markoe
For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest. -- Jarod Kintz
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. -- Jack Handey
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. -- Jeff Foxworthy
If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure thing. -- Eva Mendes
I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow. -- Ted Nugent
Memory has always fascinated me. Think of it. You can recall at will your first day in high school, your first date, your first love. -- Eric Kandel
Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in. -- Dennis Miller
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! -- Rodney Dangerfield
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner. -- Reese Witherspoon
I've never really been on a date, because I've been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first date, I showed her The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. I was like, "Hey, you've got to see this!" And we've been together ever since. -- Nicolas Winding Refn
Burning up the phone until there's nothing left to say, so I lay here and just listen to you breathe. Girl you know it's only been a week since our first date-back when you were just a stranger to me. I've never let another in so soon. -- Toby Keith
My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts from your first date when you're in the seventh grade onwards. Women are fixers so we have to just not fix. Don't fix. -- Jennifer Garner
My husband, after two weeks of dating, asked me, if our relationship were to work out, would I be OK with our first boy being named Ace. -- Jennie Finch
Our nation is built upon a history of immigration, dating back to our first pioneers, the Pilgrims. For more than three centuries, we have welcomed generations of immigrants to our melting pot of hyphenated America: British-Americans; Italian-Americans; Irish-Americans; Jewish-Americans; Mexican-Americans; Chinese-Americans; Indian-Americans. -- Ami Bera
My husband is the romantic one in our relationship. He's always doing sweet things for me. Each year, we recreate our first date - it was a blind date, and we met at the zoo, followed by a trip to the museum. I'd have to say that's my favorite romantic date. -- Lori Wilde
So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: '10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He's a lawyer.' He didn't know what was going on. He didn't even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I'm dating their dad! -- Hoda Kotb
Look at us talking blood and gore like we're on a date sharing our first sexual experience. -- Hannah
That's right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren't weird? -- Rick Riordan

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