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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? -- Carol Burnett
The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth. -- George Orwell
his smile bore the same relation to a real smile as false teeth do to real teeth ... -- Rebecca West
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. -- Jeff Foxworthy
My father made false teeth. Unfortunately, during the Depression, not many people could afford them, and my parents lost their home. -- Al Feldstein
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? -- Frank Moore Colby
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them. -- Steven Wright
The earliest example known to me of replaced body parts is exemplified by a Mayan skull dating back to 1400 BC. In this skull, false teeth made of stone had been implanted. -- John Gurdon
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I read anything that's going to be interesting. But you don't know what it is until you've read it. Somewhere in a book on the history of false teeth there'll be the making of a novel. -- Terry Pratchett
The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
I became a writer not because my father was one - my father made false teeth for a living. I became a writer because the Irish nuns who educated me taught me something about bravery with their willingness to give so much to me. -- Richard Rodriguez
I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors who haven't got false teeth, and who are 25. -- Ian Hart
The new friends whom we make after attaining a certain age and by whom we would fain replace those whom we have lost, are to our old friends what glass eyes, false teeth and wooden legs are to real eyes, natrual teeth and legs of flesh and bone. -- Nicolas Chamfort

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