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I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. -- Nina Dobrev
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. -- Demi Lovato
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. -- Michelle Ryan
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. -- Fiona Apple
On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone. -- Chelsea Peretti
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Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure. -- Sloane Crosley
I think a beautiful quality that's a biological, hormonal imperative for women, whether they have children or not, is that we're built to be empathic. For me, it was finally being maternal in an appropriate way instead of trying to mommy ex-boyfriends. -- Alanis Morissette
My ex-boyfriend said, 'You have a better chance of getting elected to Congress than getting on the staff of a television show.' Which was the perfect thing for him to say, because my entire career is, 'Well, screw you.' And we broke up. -- Jenji Kohan
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends. -- Lily Rabe
It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself 'God I'm in love.' -- Willa Ford
I've actually always started with what feels most natural. Which is, the people who surround me in my daily life. So, the first show I ever wrote, which is called 'Surface Transit,' was based in part on people I knew from my family. Co-workers, ex-boyfriends. All of that kind of thing. -- Sarah Jones
It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don't. If a man is your ex, it's better all round if he was not Mr. Right. -- Nicola Monaghan
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. -- Christopher Paul Curtis
They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter. -- John Green
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. -- Jasper Fforde
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. -- Chelsea Peretti
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it! -- Selena
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' -- Paris Hilton
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part. -- David Levithan

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