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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead -- Erma Bombeck
Being alive is about playing to win. Being brain dead is when you play not to loose. -- Richard Saunders
I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless. -- Ted Nugent
If my children will live a better life than I did by my getting brain damage, by my being brain dead, then let it be. -- Mike Tyson
I think we have gotten through those brain dead moments on both our parts. Now we just love to race one another hard and clean. -- Jeff Gordon
Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft palate. And John McCain told how he once carried a brain dead woman through an entire campaign. -- Bill Maher
In most companies, the corporate mentality is if you're over 30, you're on the downhill side, and if you're over 40, you're brain dead. Or, if you're over 30 or 40 and you've been doing it for a while, you've got experience and you want to be paid for that experience. -- Mike Royer
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with. -- Graham Norton
Let me tell you that atheism has never painted a masterpiece. Atheism has never dispelled fear. Atheism has never healed a disease; faith in God has, but not atheism. Atheism has never given anyone piece of mind. Atheism has never dried a tear. Atheism has never given an intellectual answer to the creation. Atheism is bankrupt and empty; it's brain dead. -- John Hagee
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans! -- Mark Russell
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. -- Scott Adams
Quick as lightning Wild Bill pulled his revolver. The stranger fell dead, shot through the brain. -- Buffalo Bill
The brain-mind is not a computer, and regarding it as one has led to a variety of theoretical dead ends. -- Siri Hustvedt
I shall be found with 'Indians' engraved on my brain when I am dead. A fire has been kindled within me, which will never go out. -- Helen Hunt Jackson
I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain. -- Jessica Biel
To the artist is sometimes granted a sudden, transient insight which serves in this matter for experience. A flash, and where previously the brain held a dead fact, the soul grasps a living truth! At moments we are all artists. -- Arnold Bennett
Women run the small country called Home, millions of us do it in our spare time, and no one who doesn't run that small country really knows what it feels like in the dead of night when task lists jitter like tickertape through your seething brain. -- Allison Pearson
Quiet people, people who aren't given to emotional outbursts, people who are economic with words - they're also fun to play, but you find yourself needing a laser precision in those roles. Otherwise you just sort of stand around, looking slightly brain-dead. You worry about being uninteresting. -- Damian Lewis
Love is more than blind. It's brain-dead. -- Ellen Hopkins
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955 -- Gene Perret
Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys. -- Ted Nugent
Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead. -- Gene Vincent
There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead. -- Neal Boortz
This is as brain-dead as a movie can be and it assumes the audience will have the I.Q. of a rutabaga. -- James Berardinelli
A clichÃ© is dead matter. It causes gangrene in the prose around it, and sooner or later it eats your brain, -- Verlyn Klinkenborg
What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying guns? -- Neal Boortz
My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family. -- Emo Philips
To expect a personality to survive the disintegration of the brain is like expecting a cricket club to survive when all of its members are dead. -- Bertrand Russell
I wouldn't say philosophy and theology are dead. Brain science doesn't invent new philosophies but it helps remind us which of our existing philosophies are more true. -- David Brooks
Right now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her up, but there's things she's still good for. -- Cintra Wilson

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