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I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. -- Rebecca Miller
That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question. -- Joseph Epstein
With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity. -- Donald Horne
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats. -- Dave Barry
The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein needs, 12 percent of the carbohydrates, 9 percent of essential phosphorus, 7 percent of his riboflavin, and 5 percent of niacin. Should he go on to immoderate beer drinking, he becomes a walking vitamin pill. -- Barbara Holland
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. -- Eden Phillpotts
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest. -- Scott Adams
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. -- Yann Martel
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes. -- Dave Barry
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level. -- Hulk Hogan
These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow, stolid ways, you would think them perfectly earth; but ethereal fire is all the while working in them, and bursing out in most unexpected jets of poetry and sentiment, like blossoms on a cactus. -- Harriet Beecher Stowe
The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds of dancers, smilers, swayers, swirlers, smokers, beer-drinking boppers, tripsters, spinners. I looked back at the crowd...and saw the show for a moment as a jewel...like a gem in a bracelet: an ornament on the body of the country, glittering in the coming darkness. -- Jason Burke
They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. -- Jack Nicholson
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. -- Johnny Damon
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. -- Clementine Paddleford
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. -- Billy Carter
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). -- Corey Haim
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. -- Billy Carter
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. -- Babe Ruth
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. -- Alice Cooper
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. -- Gary Allan
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. -- Rick Moranis
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water. -- Brad Delson
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore. -- Eric Burdon
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. -- Mike Ditka
I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today. -- Joe Perry
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. -- Samuel L. Jackson
For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim. -- Xenophon
The company Sunfare delivers food to my house, and I eat six meals day. My two cheats are hot chocolate that I'm obsessed with and drink multiple times a day, and root beer I drink once in a million years. I drink about 2 gallons of water a day. -- Charlie Ebersol
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. -- Sergei Lukyanenko
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer... -- Joe Teti
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. -- Ernest Hemingway
Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it. -- Jim Fixx
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. -- Dave Barry
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. -- Hal Foster
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. -- Michael Jackson
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. -- Gerard Way
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -- Jack Handey
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. -- Jeff Foxworthy
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer -- Plato
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days -- Angelo Dundee
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. -- Ozzy Osbourne
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... -- Hiroko Sakai
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell. -- Bryan Hayes
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. -- Tina Fey
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend. -- Alex Blackwell
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I'm a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it's a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

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