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Ignorance is a poor tool in a battle of wits. -- Thomas Jefferson
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. -- Mark Twain
Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. -- Winston Churchill
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man. -- Oscar Wilde
Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed. -- Evan Esar
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! -- William Shakespeare
I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point. -- Derek Landy
My dad is just like everybody else's dad. I see him as kind of a goofy guy with a great sense of humor. I try to get in a battle of wits with him, but he always gets me. I emulate him because I've never seen anyone work as hard as he does. -- Peter Uihlein
I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean. -- Alton Brown
A lot of my comic influences are distinctly American: Woody Allen and Bob Hope, for example. They were always the underdogs who were using wit to sort of battle their way through. And it seems to me that a lot of contemporary U.S. comedies are shot through with losers. None of the characters in 'The Big Bang Theory,' for instance, are studs. -- Stephen Merchant
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. -- Will Advise

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