Alcohol and life quotes:

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -- Matt Groening
I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis. -- George Montgomery
My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol. -- Trey Anastasio
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. -- Winston Churchill
Being smarter gives you a tailwind throughout life. People who are more intelligent earn more, live longer, get divorced less, are less likely to get addicted to alcohol and tobacco, and their children live longer. -- Steven Pinker
I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more. -- Harvey Martin
There's so much fear involved in trying to do something you don't know how to do that drugs and alcohol can become a big part of your life if you have an addictive personality or are very unsure, which most songwriters are. -- Barry Mann
Young people can get very discouraged and get hooked on drugs or on alcohol because of problems they perceive as insurmountable. It is important that they realize a mistake need not ruin their future, but they must also know that not everything in life is a bed of roses. -- Maureen Forrester
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life -- Will Ferrell
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol. -- Penn Jillette
Alcohol was the background color in the fabric of Reggie's life. -- Barbara Goldsmith
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. -- Jim Carrey
A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients protocol, Geritol and alcohol -- Adlai E. Stevenson
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life. -- Penn Jillette
I know for one thing that alcohol will have no more part in my life. -- Sharon Jones
Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet. -- Jon Ronson
Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol. -- Padgett Powell
The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations. -- Edward Abbey
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. -- George Best
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life. -- Jack Herer
I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem. -- CM Punk
Her life was like a burst of wild, flowing Chinese calligraphy, written under the influence of alcohol. -- Weihui Zhou
It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. -- Lindsay Lohan
Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. -- Joan Acocella
Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle. -- Griffith Edwards
When I came out in the public about my struggles with alcohol and drugs, that's probably the most vulnerable I have ever been in my entire life. -- A. J. McLean
I think if you're doing alcohol and drugs, the chances of you surviving this kind of a pace are next to nothing. I live an extremely healthy life. -- Meredith Brooks
Symptoms like anxiety, depression, aggression, alcohol or drug use, are responses to physical and emotional pain that has its roots in traumatic experiences from childhood and later in life. -- Jed Diamond
I had a real good thing going for me, and I got sidetracked. It doesn't have to be that way. It doesn't have to be drugs. It doesn't have to be alcohol. That part of my life is over. -- Ken Caminiti
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard. -- Ted Nugent
Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life. -- William S. Burroughs
Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco. -- Ozzy Osbourne

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