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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. -- Fuzzy Zoeller
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. -- Tom T. Hall
Vodka is kind of a hobby. -- Betty White
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. -- Anton Chekhov
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. -- Garrison Keillor
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. -- Richard Owen
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. -- Ian Fleming
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting. -- Stephen Colbert
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. -- Gina Barreca
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. -- Anthony Hopkins
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. -- Ron White
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka. -- Mick Jagger
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. -- Jim Butcher
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. -- Hugh Laurie
We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards. -- Philip Sington
I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels. America knows nothing of food, love or art. -- Isadora Duncan
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong. -- Sara Shepard
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol! -- Mikhail Bulgakov
Now, I was a fan of the simple pleasures in life: grilled cheese sandwiches without black flecks on the crust, jeans that didn't pinch the better parts of me, an inch of vodka, ten to twelve hours of sleep. - Cole St Clair, Forever. -- Maggie Stiefvater
This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin. -- Carl Linnaeus
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty. -- P. G. Wodehouse
neither poems nor prose just a length of rope just the wet earth -- that's the way home. neither vodka nor bread just bursts of rage just more new graves -- that's youth and that's love. neither sleep nor waking neither joy nor laughter just tears in the night -- so the rope, paper, knife. -- Tadeusz Borowski
Vodka is a very deceptive drink. You can't taste it, you can't smell it. -- Dylan Moran
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss -- Diablo Cody
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? -- Dylan Moran
Vodka goes well with a wintery perspective. Nothing else provokes such presentiments of falling snow except, for some, the communist seizure of the state. -- Michèle Bernstein
Whatever happened to Trump Airlines? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine and Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks, and Trump Mortgage?A business genius he [Donald Trump] is not. -- Mitt Romney
Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country in the dark ages and having a rollicking good time. -- Gary Shteyngart
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers. -- Gary Shteyngart
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. -- Fuzzy Zoeller
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. -- Nicole Polizzi
We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards. -- Robin Day
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry. -- Calvin Klein
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. -- Michael Levitt
I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true. -- Robin Day
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time. -- Lisa Marie Presley
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war. -- Asne Seierstad
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me. -- Jayson Williams
The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp in your arms; it's a lot less sexy than toting a vodka gimlet and impossible to do in heels. -- Carrie Brownstein
They said 'ski', but they heard 'vodka'! -- Ismail Kadare
Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's. -- George Allen
Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats. -- Carl Van Vechten
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. -- Chelsea Handler
If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable. -- Jann Arden
Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best. -- Nathan Lane
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? -- Eminem
Take your vitamins. Don't drink vodka. Get used to empire waistlines. -- Rainbow Rowell
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. -- Viktor Chernomyrdin
Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too. -- Alexander Ovechkin
Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. -- Stephen Fry
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. -- Robert De Niro
I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea. -- Franz Kafka
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. -- Elton John
Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up. -- Richelle Mead
Yo, ayo tonight is the night that I'ma get twisted Myx Moscato and vodka, I'ma mix it -- Nicki Minaj
[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories! -- Sienna Miller
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? -- Heidi McLaughlin
I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits. -- Ridley Scott
My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama -- Vinnie Paz
I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES -- Ellen DeGeneres
If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. -- Doug Stanhope
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. -- Richelle Mead
I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon. -- Cate Blanchett
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. -- Stan Bowles
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk. -- Mitch Hedberg
I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick. -- Lea Salonga
I thought you said scrying was a bad idea." "It's like vodka," Calla said. "It really depends on who's doing it. -- Maggie Stiefvater
I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you're beautiful when you relax. -- Carine Roitfeld
Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. -- Betty White
I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it. -- Rachel Maddow
George Jesselâ??s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the townâ??s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. -- Lucius Beebe
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. -- Mitch Hedberg
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality." -- Michael Levitt
I usually wake up far after breakfast. That's as much as you're going to find out about my dietary requirements other than marijuana and vodka. -- Billy Corgan
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I think that's what we love about the vodka, is that it's consistent. It's consistent in its pureness and that's how I tie it to restaurants. -- Robert De Niro
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. -- Chelsea Handler
I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. -- Christopher Titus
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better. -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!" -- Kurt Fuller
You cutting the lawn, fixing the machines, all this leprous day and then more vodka, more soda and the pond forgiving our bodies, the pond sucking out the throb. -- Anne Sexton
Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want. -- Kirk Windstein
Economists believe there are three reasons why the Russian economy is doing so poorly. One, economic sanctions are working. Number two, low-price oil. And number three, Lindsay Lohan has quit drinking vodka. -- David Letterman
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka. -- Alexander Lebed
He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka : it may be early here, but in Baghdad it's almost evening. -- Peter Benchley
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn't taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers' sword and made me feel powerful and godlike. -- Sylvia Plath

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