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Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. -- Jane Smiley
A nude by Degas is chaste. But his women wash in tubs!... -- Paul Gauguin
I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough. -- Don Henley
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. -- Claudette Colbert
Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts. -- Eknath Easwaran
I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking. -- Shania Twain
True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. -- Charles Caleb Colton
Will a day come when our cars have carbon-fiber tubs, 18,000-rpm V-10 engines, and ground-effects tunnels? Perhaps, about the same time we have condos on the moon. -- Brock Yates
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now. -- Brian Austin Green
I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub. -- Bonnie McFarlane
Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine. -- David Letterman
You know, for an actor to come into the midst of that, it's - It can either be difficult and somewhat unnerving, or it can be very embracing and like, kind of stepping into a nice hot tub. -- Keith Carradine
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me. -- Blake Shelton
Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want to stay in and be in the hot tub and have people over to watch movies, I do that. -- Demi Lovato
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water. -- W. C. Fields
She wouldn't let go of the letter. She took it into the tub with her and squeezed it up in a wet ball, and only let me leave it in the soap dish when she saw that it was coming to pieces like snow. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
When you've parked the second car in the garage, and installed the hot tub, and skied in Colorado, and wind-surfed in the Caribbean, when you've had your first love affair and your second and your third, the question will remain, where does the dream end for me? -- Mario Cuomo
Pour some water into a tub and stir it up. Now try as hard as you can to calm the water with your hands; you will succeed in agitating it further. Let it stand undisturbed a while, and it will calm down by itself. The human brain works much the same way. -- Koichi Tohei
There is fascism , leading only into the blackness which it has chosen as its symbol, into smartness and yapping out of orders,and self-righteous brutality, into social as well as international war. It means change without hope. Our immediate duty- in that tinkering which is the only useful form of action in our leaky old tub-our immediate duty is to stop it. -- E. M. Forster
I've been an ambassador of goodwill all over the world, spreading this message, did we do heal the world, treaty of all nations, circling this huge globe? What I don't understand is just singing about sex and "I want to get in a hot tub with you baby and rub you all over" and, but I get battered in the press as the weirdo. -- Michael Jackson
Darwin seems to lose out with the public primarily when his supporters force him into a mano-a-mano Thunderdome death match against the Almighty. Most people seem willing to accept Darwinism as long as they don't have to believe in nothing but Darwinism. Thus, the strident tub-thumping for absolute atheism by evolutionary biologists like Richard Dawkins, whom the new issue of Discover Magazine rightly criticizes as "Darwin's Rottweiler," is self-defeating. -- Steve Sailer
I got mad love for hot tubs. -- Craig Robinson
I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay. -- David Duchovny
I'm hungry but I won't order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I'll order it because I'm thirsty, and I'll ask for a straw. -- Jarod Kintz
The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings. -- Jennifer McMahon
Americans threw away their communities in order to save a few dollars on hair dryers and plastic food storage tubs, never stopping to reflect on what they were destroying. -- James Howard Kunstler

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