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I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone. -- Keanu Reeves
I was into Ted Nugent, I was a Nugent guy. I was a skateboarder listening to Ted Nugent. -- Ian MacKaye
Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting. -- Jane Fonda
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. -- Arthur C. Clarke
We were thrilled and we were privileged to be part of a revolution, because make no mistake about it, Ted Turner changed the world with CNN. -- Christiane Amanpour
The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not to accept the challenge to him and hit to left field. -- Ty Cobb
But I did 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.' They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it doesn't get much more surreal than that. Surreal cereal. -- Keanu Reeves
When I was 13, I got my first guitar, and I could sort of play Ted Nugent songs, but I couldn't play the solos. But I could play along with entire Ramones songs. -- Eddie Vedder
Our liberal, New York/Washington-based media would never in a million years put Liberal Godfather Ted Kennedy on the spot about his clan's bad behavior, to whose lurid history he himself has contributed so much. -- Camille Paglia
According to Ted Watt's 'The First Labor Day Parade,' the September date was chosen because it coincided with a Knights of Labor conference in New York, thus guaranteeing a sizable turnout for the festivities. -- Brendan I. Koerner
Much like the conservationists who previously have received the Audubon Medal, including Stewart Udall, Rachel Carson and Ted Turner, I realize that this recognition cannot be a cause to rest, but a spur to continue our work. -- Louis Bacon
In the end, Ted Kennedy was a politician, plain and simple. Yet he embodied how politics and public service can be successfully intertwined. You can't be a good public servant without being a good politician. Kennedy was both. -- Chuck Todd
In making the jump from a local program to the showcase of a coast-to-coast broadcast, Ted Yates and I were determined to maintain the candid, sometimes combative style we'd introduced on 'Night Beat.' But that proved easier said than done. -- Mike Wallace
My story is really an affirmation of my strength and my luck. To live with a great artist like Ted Hughes or Mick Jagger is a very, very destructive role for a woman trying to be herself. In fact, it can't be done. -- Marianne Faithfull
I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I would never hunt. I would never wear fur. I would never go to a bullfight. I'm not really a meat and potatoes guy. -- Anthony Bourdain
For a long time, when I was very young, I went to go see arena rock bands. I was 16, and it was all I could get in to see, legally. And I saw Led Zeppelin and Ted Nugent and Van Halen and all that. -- Henry Rollins
When Ted Williams was here, inducted into the Hall of Fame 37 years ago, he said he must have earned it, because he didn't win it because of his friendship with the writers. I guess in that way, I'm proud to be in this company that way. -- Eddie Murray
One guy that I wish was here right now, Ted Williams, helped me so much, our long talks, not about hitting but about fishing, one of Ted's passions, and I wish he was here today to share this with me because I owe so much to Ted Williams. -- Wade Boggs
A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime - and that was mine, to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.' -- Ted Williams
Ted Cruz is a small-government conservative. -- Mara Liasson
Ted Danson is amazing. He's incredible. -- Alison Brie
I enjoyed working with Ted Kennedy. -- Sam Brownback
I'm the Ted Bundy of string theory. -- Sam Harris
The best hitter I ever saw was Ted Williams. -- Mickey Mantle
Ted, damned if I'm not impressed with your candor! -- Les Miles
There`s a line of thinking about Ted Cruz. -- Chris Hayes
Ted Cruz knew Ben Carson did not leave the campaign. -- Donald Trump
Ted Cruz announcing he`s no longer never [Donald] Trump. -- Chris Hayes
I funded this guy [Ted Cruz]. I gave him a check. -- Donald Trump
[Ted] Cruz is going down. He looks like a nervous wreck. -- Donald Trump
Ted Cruz is trying to have a one-on-one debate with Donald Trump. -- Michel Martin
Outside Ted (Washington) and Bobby (Hamilton), nobody was familiar with (the 3-4), -- Warren Sapp
Ted Griffin, who created 'Terriers,' is one of my dearest friends. -- Neal McDonough
Ted [Cruz], you support legalizing people who are in this country illegally. -- Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Ted] Cruz may have been hoping his reversal would fly under the radar. -- Chris Hayes
Ted' made me nearly cry. It's kind of like 'Marley and Me.' -- Niall Horan
Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is. -- Rush Limbaugh
Republicans like Trent Lott, saying [Donald] Trump would be more flexible [then Ted Cruz]. -- Mara Liasson
[Donald] Trump is right when he says Ted Cruz citizenship has never been litigated! -- Donald Trump
Land!â? shouted Thomas. â??Is there food?â? asked Tubby Ted. -- Dave Barry
Hypertext, as Nelson [Ted Nelson] originally wrote, is interlinked reading and writing. Links make hypertext. -- Mark Bernstein
I guess my claim to fame is I've now gaveled Ted Kennedy to order twice. -- Amy Klobuchar
the man eventually becomes what he dreams of"By T. Afsin Ilgar - Ted`s Tale -- T. Afsin Ilgar
I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill. -- Jim McGovern
I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. -- Stephen Colbert
I wish there was a painter who could paint as well as Ted Williams could hit. -- Jack Levine
Ted Lewis could make the clarinet talk. What it said was put me back in the case! -- Eddie Condon
At one point, [Donald] Trump even had to say, yes, whatever Ted [Cruz] said, I agree with. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
I don't think I've ever been accused of being faddish. I'm more Marks & Spencer than Ted Baker. -- David Miliband
When we lose Fenway, we lose the sense that somebody sat here and watched Ted Williams hit. -- Bob Costas
Ted Williams was the greatest hitter I ever saw, but DiMaggio was the greatest all around player. -- Bob Feller
At one point, [Donald] Trump even had to say, yes, whatever Ted [Cruz] said, I agree with. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
As far as Ted Cruz, he's one of the greatest liars and biggest liars I've ever known. -- Donald Trump
...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis. -- Laura Ingraham
Did you know in the sea you can find a fish called, SWEETLIPS?"Ted and Raymond's Sea Adventure -- Rhonda Patton
If you talk about people that lie, this Ted Cruz, this is the biggest liar I've ever seen. -- Donald Trump
[Ted Cruz] lies about things that he shouldn't be lying about. He lies about things that don't matter. -- Donald Trump
Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad. -- Max Cannon
He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact. -- Dan Quisenberry
You don't insult American Muslims and religiously profile them the way that has been suggested by Ted Cruz. -- Hillary Clinton
When I think about athletes, probably my favorite guest of all time among baseball players was Ted Williams. -- Charlie Rose
Ted Cruz will point Americans back to the principles established by our Constitution enabling you to live free. -- Rick Perry
Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before -- David Letterman
I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink. -- Amy Summers
Donald Trump is not the real deal. I think as Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio made that very clear. -- Mitt Romney
I've never seen anybody that lied as much as Ted Cruz. And he goes around saying he's a Christian. -- Donald Trump
Some people think [Ted] Cruz is just as bad of an electoral nightmare down the ballot as [Donald] Trump. -- Dalia Mogahed
Dear Ted Thanks for the invitation to question four distinguished liberal journalists. But 11:30 PM is long past my bedtime -- Patrick Buchanan
Scott Brown's victory in Massachusetts has got to have Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave, spilling his drink. -- Ann Coulter
[Ted Denson] is sort of a reluctant leader. He didn't try to flex his influence. He's just eminently followable. -- George Wendt
Ted Kennedy is the only person alive who might know more than we do about Chappaquiddick, and he may not. -- Adam Clymer
Confidence oozed out of him. He took something away from you even before you threw a pitch (About Ted) Williams. -- Gene Conley
Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly. -- Ilona Andrews
I know politicians - I know politicians, believe it or not, better than you [Ted Cruz] do. And it's not good. -- Donald Trump
Trying to sneak a fastball by Ted Williams was like trying to sneak a sunbeam by a rooster in the morning, -- Bob Feller
Ted Kennedy devoted his lifetime to protecting those most in need, and tens of millions of Americans have been the beneficiaries. -- Bernie Sanders
Wow. Ted Cruz falsely suggested Marco Rubio mocked the bible and was just forced to fire his communications director. More dirty tricks. -- Donald Trump
People like Ted Cruz, who has tried to position himself as the best second choice for [Donald] Trump supporters, wouldn't condemn him. -- Mara Liasson
Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits. -- Jane Fonda
The first two Prime Ministers whom I served, Ted Heath and Margaret Thatcher drew strikingly different lessons from the Second World War. -- Douglas Hurd
Ted is smart and good-looking, but he doesn't use it to good effect, like a rich person that never gives to charity. -- David Levithan
I think the guy who gets the least chatter, given how high his chances are of winning the nomination, is Ted Cruz. -- Dalia Mogahed
I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend. -- Boti Bliss
I think that the, Ted Cruz is not even a natural-born citizen, argument will resonate for at least the next few weeks. -- Geraldo Rivera
To those who say Ted Bundy should burn forever in eternity I would only say, so should I, so should all of us... -- James Dobson
In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted Kennedy. -- Michael Kinsley
Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America. -- Jimmy Fallon
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Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache? -- David Letterman
Just saw the phony ad by [Ted] Cruz. Totally false. More dirty tricks. He got caught in so many lies. Is this man crazy? -- Donald Trump
It is no more expected of most producers to read a book than it is, say, of Ted Williams to dust off home plate. -- Mordecai Richler
In a radio interview [Ted] Cruz compared [Donald]Trump`s behavior to schoolyard children throwing taunts at each other, vowing not to take part. -- Chris Hayes
Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had. -- Howie Mandel
If Donald Trump does lose, being revealed as this bizarre personality, Ted Cruz is not going to be what Republicans are looking for in 2020. -- Mark Shields
The GOP establishment, in particular, is facing a pick-your-poison kind of decision. Many establishment Republicans dislike [Ted] Cruz personally. He has no Senate endorsements. -- Mara Liasson
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage. -- Samantha Bee
Even though I was fairly certain God wasn't Ted Bundy, I kept an open mind, since this phone call was getting a bit confusing. -- Scott Buckel
Wacko Glenn Beck is a sad answer to the Sarah Palin endorsement that [Ted] Cruz so desperately wanted. Glenn is a failing, crying, lost soul. -- Donald Trump
Ted Kennedy's achievements as a senator have towered over his time, changing the lives of far more Americans than remember the name Mary Jo Kopechne. -- Adam Clymer
Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy. -- Craig Kilborn
Boone Pickens should be commended for his leadership on American energy security, and for bringing Ted Turner along on some sensible approaches to enhancing it. -- Frank Gaffney
A culture exists within the [Ted] Cruz camp that would allow people to take advantage of a situation like this in a very dishonest way. -- Benjamin Carson
My council to Ted [Turner] is that he should watch Fox Business. He'll be elated to find how much substance there is in our news. -- Lou Dobbs
Ted Kennedy will go down in history as one of the giants of the U.S. Senate and one the most accomplished legislators in American history. -- Bernie Sanders
Ted Cruz has been playing an ad about me that is so ridiculously false, no basis in fact. Take ad down, Ted. Biggest liar in politics. -- Donald Trump
It's not enough to keep winning seconds and thirds. At some point, Ted Cruz has actually won on. [Marco] Rubio's got to actually win a state. -- Joy-Ann Reid
Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge? -- Ann Coulter
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Donald Trump did question Ted Cruz's evangelical credentials. Remember when Trump said, "How can somebody who lies as much as Ted Cruz lies be an evangelical Christian?" -- Rush Limbaugh
Ted Cruz is tailored his message for a specific conservative evangelical. I think it's limited his appeal. I think he has the ability to appeal to everybody. -- Rush Limbaugh
Baby," groaned the guy-Ted? Tad?-something like that-and crushed his lips against the side of her neck, shoving her face against the wall of the toilet stall. -- Jennifer Weiner
No one is spreading any kind of rumors or saying anything about Donald Trump supporters or, for that matter, the supporters of Ted Cruz and everyone else. -- Donna Brazile
Donald Trump did question Ted Cruz's evangelical credentials. Remember when Trump said, "How can somebody who lies as much as Ted Cruz lies be an evangelical Christian?" -- Rush Limbaugh
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Senator [Ted] Cruz is not qualified to be president because he doesn't have the right temperament and acted like a maniac when he arrived in the Senate. -- Donald Trump
Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it is also running for president. -- Jimmy Fallon
Many of the Central Asians know Russian, and Ted Levin speaks it fluently. I speak Chinese, but Mongolian is completely different, so we had to have translators. -- Yo-Yo Ma
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I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster." -- Kirstie Alley

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