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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! -- Dave Niehaus
I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. -- Stephen King
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. -- Allan Sherman
I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. -- Howard Dean
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. -- Art Donovan
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. -- Alan King
While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami. -- Jackie Mason
To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami. -- Mario Batali
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed. -- Ellen Barkin
One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it. -- Jamie Hyneman
I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can't sell it as caviar. -- Stephen King
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka. -- Hedrick Smith
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. -- Eric Carle
Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone number that does not apply anymore. They think about their life as if it was a salami which they are eating slice by slice and then they become grown-ups, but what are they now? Only those who grow up and still remain children are real human beings. -- Erich Kastner

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