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Governor Romney is a good debater. -- Jim Talent
I think Romney's foreign policy is sensible. -- David Brooks
I'm related to the portrait painter George Romney. -- Wavy Gravy
You want a leader, Western leader, English-speaking? Mitt Romney. -- Mark Shields
Governor Romney is a real hardliner on illegal immigration. -- Mario Diaz-Balart
A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan. -- Bill Keller
I think Governor Romney cares about all the American people. -- Chris Christie
I've always viewed Mitt Romney as a very conservative person. -- Jason Chaffetz
Unlike Mitt Romney, President Obama is standing up for Planned Parenthood. -- Bev Perdue
Women in America... cannot trust Mitt Romney to protect our health. -- Nancy Keenan
Mitt Romney has undergone an extreme makeover, and it ain't pretty. -- Julian Castro
Mitt Romney, both did better with the military than Donald [Trump]. -- Juan Williams
There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney. -- Virgil Goode
Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout. -- Michele Bachmann
Governor Romney may be running for CEO, I'm running for President -- Newt Gingrich
Mitt Romney looks like a president. I mean, he really does. -- Mark Shields
Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie. -- David Letterman
I believe in Governor Romney. I believe in him as a leader. -- Chris Christie
Sometimes I wonder if I'm running against Mitt Romney or Sen. Hatch. -- Scott Howell
Personally, I think Mitt Romney would be a great secretary of state. -- David Brooks
Mitt Romney has spent his entire life finding ways to solve problems. -- Mitch McConnell
Mitt Romney's numbers are crushing Donald Trump's numbers with women. Crushing them. -- Megyn Kelly
I think people should start to practice the words 'President Romney.' -- Michael Moore
The American people probably aren't going to fall in love with Mitt Romney. -- John Boehner
Any concerns that Romney will adopt McCain's milquetoast campaign model are quickly diminishing. -- David Limbaugh
Romney raised $10 million. That's a dollar for every position he's had on healthcare. -- Jay Leno
I listen to Gov. Romney have to apologize because he has been successful. -- Trey Gowdy
Mitt Romney knows a lot. He's a very professional - a consummate professional. -- David Brooks
The more I learn about Mr. Romney, the less there is to admire. -- Henry Rollins
[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine." -- Jen Kirkman
When it comes to letting people marry whomever they love, Mitt Romney says, 'No. -- Julian Castro
Mitt Romney has outdone himself in choosing Rep. Paul Ryan as his running mate. -- David Limbaugh
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Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket. -- David Letterman
To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney. -- Andy Borowitz
Mitt Romney turned businesses around in the private sector. He saved the Winter Olympics. -- Scott Walker
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, -- Richard Trumka
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan understand that government does not create jobs. Entrepreneurs do. -- Ted Cruz
I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard, -- Ann Coulter
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad -- Denis Leary
Voter ID, which is gonna allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania, done. -- Mike Turzai
But Mitt Romney understands, like I understand, that people - not governments - create jobs. -- Scott Walker
When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold onto your wallets. -- Charles Schumer
Mitt Romney is a nice guy. But, we know where nice guys finish in politics. -- Mark McKinnon
At the end of the day, Mitt Romney and Ann Romney are two fine people. -- Lindsey Graham
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. -- Ted Strickland
Mitt Romney was the man who stood up to Donald Trump early, hard, never wavered. -- Mark Shields
Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face. -- Dana Gould
I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame. -- David Letterman
I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party -- Bill Maher
Mitt Romney has a proven job creation record as governor and in the private sector. -- Gordon Smith
Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair. -- David Letterman
A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog. -- Andy Borowitz
Mitt Romney, happens to have the exact skill set that the next president's going to require. -- Artur Davis
Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, sort of the three big hitters on the Republican side. -- Steve Kornacki
Mitt Romney looks like a secretary of state. He looks like the chancellor of the exchequer. -- Mark Shields
I don't necessarily support Romney, I don't consider myself a Republican. I'm pretty much an independent. -- Sean Duffy
It was a privilege to pray with Governor Romney - for his family and our country. -- Billy Graham
Hurricane Sandy interrupted Mr. Romneyâ??s momentum and allowed Mr. Obama to look presidential and bipartisan. -- Karl Rove
I cannot imagine a scenario where Donald Trump does better than Mitt Romney with the Hispanic vote. -- Julian Castro
Paul Ryan has become a doormat...And he's become this little person who is following Romney around. -- Arianna Huffington
Mitt Romney is the guy who said corporations are people. No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people. -- Elizabeth Warren
I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers. -- David Letterman
Governor Romney supported the bailout of Wall Street and decided not to support the bailout of Detroit. -- Rick Santorum
Political reporters and political professionals rushed to judgment against Romney because we crave clear, unambiguous story lines. -- Ron Fournier
I would love to be able to serve in office in some capacity with Romney as president. -- Jim Talent
Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it. -- Michele Bachmann
Mitt Romney has made it clear that he believes that President Obama was born in the U.S. -- John Sununu
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In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama. -- Howie Carr
I think Gov. Romney and Congressman Ryan are living in a fairly tale land on their energy policy. -- Ken Salazar
Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy. -- David Letterman
[Mitt] Romney looks the part and is well known around the world and has a lot of experience. -- Andrea Mitchell
If Mitt Romney had got the percentage Ronald Reagan did of Hispanics, he would have defeated Barack Obama. -- Mark Shields
Governor Romney has been successful. I think, that's what we want in a President of the United States. -- Chris Christie
With so much at stake in this election, both Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan should 'go rogue.' -- Sarah Palin
In choosing Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney made a fantastic choice and a bold statement to the American people. -- Bob Beauprez
Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions. -- David Letterman
Within the cult of Wall Street that forged Mitt Romney, making money justifies any behavior, no matter how venal. -- Matt Taibbi
It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest. -- Andy Borowitz
Things are not getting better. They are getting worse. We need to elect Mitt Romney to turn things around. -- Rob Portman
First of all, with Mitt Romney, I was saying to the Mormons - the Mormons are very smart people. -- Donald Trump
Romney and Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that's what everybody needs to know. -- Clint Eastwood
I'm not going to change it, because I think Mitt Romney has proven to be not a smart person. -- Donald Trump
Romney-Ryan is likely the best matched 'team' that has been on a national ticket in a very long time. -- Bob Beauprez
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' -- Natasha Leggero
Even at the end of a presidential election campaign, we have no way to know what Mitt Romney really believes. -- Carl Bernstein
Whatever Romney's failings, he certainly doesn't suggest that the United States is teetering on the brink of a moral cesspool. -- John Podhoretz
At least Romney and McCain, they respect the rule of law. At least Romney and McCain, they understand their limitations. -- Barack Obama
Governor Romney has paid 100 percent of his taxes that are owed. He has complied 100 percent with what the law requires. -- Jason Chaffetz
Romney said that his tax reform proposal is 'very similar to the Simpson-Bowles plan.' How I wish it were. -- Erskine Bowles
Mitt Romney not only believes in the values of economic freedom. His entire life has been committed to advancing it. -- Sher Valenzuela
Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady? -- Robert De Niro
A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. -- Donald Trump
Is Mitt Romney a bully? And the answer is, no... He does not have a vicious bone in his body. -- Kerry Healey
If Romney wants to make me responsible for ObamaCare, I've said I would be proud to be responsible for it. -- Arlen Specter
Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million. -- David Letterman
If he [Donald Trump]can boost Mitt Romney`s performance five points among white folks, he could have a shot. -- Chris Hayes
Mitt Romney had a fundraiser in Israel with a bunch of diamond merchants, we don't know the names of them. -- Bob Beckel
Mitt Romney, you can criticize him for a lot of things, and that's fair, but he knows how the economy works. -- Mario Diaz-Balart
Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head. -- David Letterman
A Romney-Ryan administration will protect and strengthen Medicare, for my Mom's generation, for my generation, and for my kids and yours. -- Paul Ryan
Now, more than ever, the choice between Obama and Romney will be which one do you want to ruin your country? -- Doug Wead
After four years of getting the run-around, America needs a turnaround, and the man for the job is Governor Mitt Romney. -- Paul Ryan
I'd want to have a fair moderator. I thought that Mitt Romney was treated very unfairly in the third debate [in 2012]. -- Donald Trump
How does [Mitt Romney] explain all of those terrible things he said, you know, that - to the Kellyanne [Conwey] point. -- Andrea Mitchell
Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money. -- David Letterman
Team Obama continues to dominate new media, spending far more effort and money than Team Romney in targeted online youth outreach. -- Jennifer Granholm
Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. -- David Letterman
In my lifetime, Mitt Romney is the most qualified leader I've ever seen run for the presidency of the United States. -- Jack Welch
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public. -- Andy Borowitz
I don't think [Mitt] Romney can sit there and wait to win because perhaps people are disappointed with President [Barack] Obama. -- William Kristol
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Pension funds, endowments, and private investors trust Mitt Romney's former company Bain Capital enough to hand it billions of dollars in assets. -- Ronald Kessler
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine. -- David Burge
Obama ran a hard-edged and negative campaign against Romney, hoping to convince recession-weary voters that his rival was unworthy of the job. -- Ron Fournier
Mitt Romney subscribes to the cynical logic that says the American dream belongs to some of us but not all of us. -- Kamala Harris
As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution. -- Andy Borowitz
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' -- Andy Borowitz
I love Romney. It is not his fault that he is the son of a successful governor and makes $20 million a year. -- Foster Friess

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