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Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds -- Robin Williams
Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. -- Meyer Lansky
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. -- Robin Williams
A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience. -- David Letterman
While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account. -- Jim Cooper
In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses and non-profit organizations. -- Virgil Goode
While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national standards for efficiency. -- Mitch McConnell
I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal lung cancer'. -- Robert Clark
The retail industry has its own headache: it loses $16 billion a year to customers who buy clothes, wear them with the tags tucked in, and return these secondhand clothes for a full refund. -- Dan Ariely
The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th. If it is more then three years they will just keep it. How come it doesn't work that way with back taxes? -- Jay Leno
I do not want you ever to initiate any action for any refunds of taxes without first consulting me and presenting the matter fully to me so that I may judge whether it is an honorable and ethical action to take, not simply legally, but according to my own personal standards. -- Ernest Hemingway

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