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If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low. -- Lewis Grizzard
Quart of whiskey a day for months working hard on a long poem. Wife hiding bottles, myself hiding bottles. Murderous and suicidal. Many hospitalizations, many alibis. -- James Taylor
Every pint bottle should contain a quart. -- Boyle Roche
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. -- W. C. Fields
It seems everyone knows the value of a cantaloupe or a quart of milk. -- John Catsimatidis
A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it. -- Margaret Deland
I used to have to save my allowances to buy a quart of rubber to make a mask, and it's how I spent all my free time. -- Rick Baker
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
I realized I had it made because you don't have to destroy anything to get honey. You can just use the same things over and over again, put it in a quart canning jar, and you've got $12. -- Burt Shavitz
I knew what I was getting into: 72-ounce steaks, shakes by the quart, atomic wings. When I landed 'Man v. Food' in 2008, I accepted the fact that my weight would fluctuate. But instead of stressing about the scale, I made my long-term health a primary concern. -- Adam Richman
My first job was in sixth grade, sweeping the clay tennis courts at the yacht club near my house, which I was not a member of. Always had to pay my own rent. But I don't really have any concept of how money works. I don't know how much things cost. Like a BMW. Or a quart of milk. It's embarrassing. -- Chloe Sevigny
A quart bottle should hold a quart. -- Boyle Roche
And brought of mighty ale a large quart. -- Geoffrey Chaucer
However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup. -- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king. -- William Shakespeare
A quart of doubt to an ounce of truth is the safest brew. -- Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch -- Tom Waits
Life, Lady Stutfield, is simply a mauvais quart d'heure made up of exquisite moments. -- Oscar Wilde
People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
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The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him. -- George Santayana
There is a glorious candor in an honest quart of wine, A certain inspitation which I cannot well define. -- Eugene Field
Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. -- Warren Beatty
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart? -- W. C. Fields
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. -- Andrew Schneider
I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy! -- Jacqueline Susann
If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future. -- William S. Burroughs
Do not crowd the understanding; it can comprehend so much and no more. A pint pot will not contain the measure of a quart. -- Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
If my cup won't hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn't ye be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full? -- Sojourner Truth
There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day. -- George Carlin
There was an old man of Orleans, Who was given to eating of beans; Till once out of sport, he swallowed a quart, That dyspeptic old man of Orleans. -- Edward Lear
If after having been exposed to someone's presence you feel as if you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that presence. You need it like you need pernicious anemia. -- William S. Burroughs
My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about a quart low in the mood department, -- Trent Reznor
Know the difference between Giant and Jumbo? Between two-ounce and a big two-ounce? Between a quart and a full quart? What's a tall 24-inch? What does Extra Long mean? Who's kidding who? -- Marya Mannes

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