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  • I really enjoyed doing the voice of Nose Marie on the cartoon series Pound Puppies. Fun, FUN cast. -- Ruth Buzzi
  • I make movies. I have a passion. Puppies and daisies don't accomplish anything. That's not me at all. -- Drew Barrymore
  • Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way. -- Cesar Millan
  • They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then? -- Derek Landy
  • In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. -- Doris Roberts
  • Puppies, like all babies, grow up fast. Before long, Gracie was no longer barking at her reflection, instead offering a blase look that seemed to say, 'I know what that is now. I know it's not another dog.' -- Patti Davis
  • Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be? -- Marc Edwards
  • Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be? -- Marc Edwards
  • Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff. -- Julie Klam
  • Any more packages for Solange?Twelve letters, three packages, and a box of puppies.I wincedPuppies?They're fine. Isabeau took them all.Good. Who eats puppies? I shook my head.Yeah, Isabeau swore in French. A lot.Hot.Yeah, Logan nearly went cross-eyed.Chapter 12 -- Alyxandra Harvey
  • Who doesn't like dolphins? They're like puppies. -- Austin Stowell
  • I'm not responsible enough to have puppies. -- Logan Marshall-Green
  • Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  • I collect pictures of adorable puppies on my phone. I have little room for anything else. -- Cory Michael Smith
  • I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. -- Charlie Sheen
  • If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies? -- Zooey Deschanel
  • I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up! -- Fergie
  • I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. -- Kevin James
  • I really like women who get emotional about babies and puppies. I've met some incredibly cool women who are tough, but the woman you marry should have a really soft side. -- Chris Evans
  • But also, it's a wonderful thing for children to see the birthing of puppies, to see nature at its best when it works and to have the experience of the puppies. -- Erika Slezak
  • I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself. -- Travis Tritt
  • If you want to maximize your expected utility, you try to save the world and the future of intergalactic civilization instead of donating your money to the society for curing rare diseases and cute puppies. -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
  • In Seattle, I soon found that my radical ideas and aesthetic explorations - ideas and explorations that in Richmond, Virginia, might have gotten me stoned to death with hush puppies - were not only accepted but occasionally applauded. -- Tom Robbins
  • I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return. -- Willie Geist
  • I love puppies, and I love animals in general. Besides that, I do martial arts: extreme martial arts. I also play real guitar and drums, and sing. And I'm taking some college classes, hoping to major in English and creative writing. -- Cameron Monaghan
  • We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels. -- Jerry Lawler
  • I can't say I'm not guilty of age discrimination when it comes to animals. Like most people I've walked into a shelter more than a few times and a magnetic force has pulled me toward those fluffy little puppies in the corner cage. -- Jenna Morasca
  • Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve month old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog. -- David Blunkett
  • Right now, I don't have the same urges as other women when they see a baby. When I see children, I see responsibilities, which I don't think I'm quite ready for. I feel the same about puppies. They're cute for a second, but there's a lot of responsibility involved. -- Gabrielle Union
  • I've always loved dogs and have had one since I was three. We bought her from a kid selling puppies out of a cardboard box on the street where we lived in New York City. Great dog. We named her 'Marcella' after a Raggedy Ann character. She grew up with us. -- Bob Peterson
  • Puerto Ricans who find they can no longer afford to keep their pets often choose to drop their dogs, sometimes even whole litters of puppies, at a beach - sometimes under cover of night, in secret - rather than surrender the animal to a city or state-run shelter where the animals will face grim conditions and almost certain death by euthanasia. -- Juliana Hatfield
  • Are you ready for some puppies?! -- Jerry Lawler
  • Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies. -- William Shakespeare
  • Never work with children, puppies or bulimics. -- Augusten Burroughs
  • Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies -- Steven Tyler
  • Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. -- Gene Hill
  • Ooh..I want one" - Bex They're not puppies." -Cammie -- Ally Carter
  • If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? -- Charlie Pierce
  • Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies. -- Gene Hill
  • I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces! -- Jeff Goldblum
  • He asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies. -- Maggie Stiefvater
  • I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine. -- Tucker Carlson
  • Bringing children into it was just low, I decided. At least heʹd left puppies out. -- Richelle Mead
  • Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much. -- James Cromwell
  • People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. -- Kate Jackson
  • I had choosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies. -- Magenta Periwinkle
  • There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. -- Spencer Pratt
  • So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. -- Bill Maher
  • You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train? -- Chuck Palahniuk
  • I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll. -- Jimmy Buffett
  • Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies. -- Nalini Singh
  • On the spending, don't forget bridges and roads. It's like puppies and ice cream - who doesn't like them? -- Hillary Clinton
  • i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. -- Rick Riordan
  • Children are like puppies: you have to keep them near you, and look after them, if you want their affection. -- Anna Magnani
  • I tell everyone very plainly that I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies. That's a totally different matter. -- Nikolai Gogol
  • If you want to be friendly with puppies and everyone else because they're so cute, you better be nice to your owners. -- Katie Pavlich
  • Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. -- Walter Inglis Anderson
  • Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch? -- Gena Showalter
  • He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor). -- Ally Carter
  • Leslie had learned two valuable things about the fae that day. They were powerful and charming -- and they ate children and puppies. -- Patricia Briggs
  • I don't know nothing about birthing puppies, Miss Scarlett, but I can cleave the head off a Daimon without breaking a sweat. (Valerius) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • Sweeping from butcher's stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drown'd puppies, stinking sprats, all drench'd in mud, Dead cats, and turnip-tops, come tumbling down the flood. -- Jonathan Swift
  • You'd be amazed at how much power women have over men - and the basic control is nagging... Men are very simple creatures, like puppies. -- Laura Schlessinger
  • Love is sunshine, music, nature, my puppies, my boyfriend, my parents, my siblings, my true friends. It's a connection that allows us to coexist on this planet. -- Syesha Mercado
  • We're like little puppies chasing our tails. We realize we're never getting what we want and then realize we need to do something a bit more profound. -- Isha Judd
  • My puppies play a daily role in inspiring me too! But most of all, my husband, Conroy Chan, inspires me in life. He's always there to help keep me going. -- Josie Ho
  • I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies. -- Elizabeth Von Arnim
  • Why are you constantly escorting me places?" I say. "Isn't there a depraved activity you're supposed to be taking part in? Kicking puppies or spying on girls while they change, or something? -- Veronica Roth
  • I felt rather exhausted, and wondered, rather shocked at my callous thought, why old people were sometimes such a strain. Worse than young children or puppies because one had to be polite. -- Daphne du Maurier
  • Look, I'm not a demon here. I don't eat babies or kick puppies. I just tell the truth." She shrugged. "Can I help it if that makes the liars of the world angry? -- Maggie Shayne
  • Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies. -- Jonah Goldberg
  • All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. -- Cynthia Heimel
  • [My] Books are like puppies and children: you love each one for different reasons. I don't actually have a favorite because, if I were honest, I'm always more excited about what is coming. -- Nikki Giovanni
  • Have faith that you are all, my brave lads, born to do great things! Let not the barks of puppies frighten you, no, not even the thunderbolts of heaven, but stand up and work! -- Swami Vivekananda
  • Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't. -- Trevanian
  • I'm not a bad person. I haven't killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don't kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me? -- Gena Showalter
  • Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies. -- Jim Benton
  • If I found myself married with children and had tons of puppies and a fun place to live, I imagine I'd be happier, but I kind of like being a little bit isolated and lonely. -- Moby
  • The lower animals, like man, manifestly feel pleasure and pain, happiness and misery. Happiness is never better exhibited than by young animals, such as puppies, kittens, lambs, &c., when playing together, like our own children. -- Charles Darwin
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