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Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people. -- John Oliver
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. -- Charles M. Schulz
Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him... -- Charles M. Schulz
And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing... -- Tim Burton
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -- Jim Davis
It's midnight Cinderella, but don't worry none. Cause I'm Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party's just begun. -- Garth Brooks
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. -- Henry David Thoreau
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. -- Sandra Lee
And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate. -- Garrison Keillor
What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number of other strange things Harry had never seen in his life. -- J. K. Rowling
The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance. -- Charles M. Schulz
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach and Lemon Custard. Each scoop lovely.smooth and round. Tallest cream cone in town lying there on the ground. -- Shel Silverstein
One does not leave a convivial party before closing time. -- Winston Churchill
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. -- Winston Spear
Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife. -- Dana Gould
What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie? -- John Greenleaf Whittier
In the practical world of computing, it is rather uncommon that a program, once it performs correctly and satisfactorily, remains unchanged forever. -- Niklaus Wirth
Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. -- Jimmy Buffett
Do not be small minded. Do not pray for gourds and pumpkins from God, when you should be asking for pure love and pure knowledge to dawn within every heart. -- Ramakrishna
Miraculously, smoke curled out of his own mouth, his nose, his ears, his eyes, as if his soul had been extinguished within his lungs at the very moment the sweet pumpkin gave up its incensed ghost. -- Ray Bradbury
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in my pockets and carve my smile into a thousand pumpkins. O autumn! O teakettle! O grace! -- Rainbow Rowell
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. -- Jack Handey
Even where the land was more receptive, settlers soon learned to take some precautions before planting their vegetables. Maize and pumpkin seeds were soaked in water for several days and then blackened with tar before planting - the most effective way to deter rats, mice and birds. -- Bee Dawson
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car. -- Stephen Colbert
It was time to take the pumpkin out of the pot and eat it. In the final analysis, that was what solved these big problems of life. You could think and think and get nowhere, but you still had to eat your pumpkin. That brought you down to earth. That gave you a reason for going on. Pumpkin. -- Alexander McCall Smith
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see. -- Charles M. Schulz
I'm half-Japanese, so I collect toys, like a Yayoi Kusama stuffed pumpkin. -- Nicola Formichetti
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. -- Simone Schwarz-Bart
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. -- Amanda Eliasch
Most pumpkin dishes involve scooping out the seeds, cutting off the skin, and chopping up the flesh before cooking. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy. -- Tina Fey
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. -- Taylor Swift
I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin. -- Morgan Saylor
I went to Floridita on Wardour Street when I was 18. All I could afford was pumpkin soup and a glass of champagne, but it was worth it. -- Karen Gillan
The mask can be a limitation, but you just deal with it. You do get superhuman strength and pumpkin bombs and all this other stuff to express yourself with.' -- Willem Dafoe
Whether we think of Disney's blonde beauty and her pumpkin carriage or Marissa Meyer's recent recasting of 'Cinderella' as a cyborg in the young adult novel 'Cinder,' we know that there are countless modern retellings of the tale. -- Marie Rutkoski
I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. Rude! -- Alicia Coppola
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie. -- Douglas Conant
Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the babies at all is that they've been with me on the show since I became pregnant. After a while, I had to acknowledge this pumpkin tummy. -- Jane Pauley
Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin. -- Billy Corgan
It looks more like a rotting pumpkin. -- Marissa Meyer
I had a crisis with the pumpkin pie. -- David
He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone's pumpkin. -- Charlaine Harris
I'm half-Japanese, so I collect toys, like a Yayoi Kusama stuffed pumpkin." -- Nicola Formichetti
The coach has turned into a pumpkin and the mice have all run away. -- Lady Bird Johnson
Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good. -- Edgar Allan Poe
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. -- Mitchell Burgess
Autumn. Pretty leaves, pumpkin pie and sweaters. Perfect weather for reading. Winter is great but I hate shoveling. -- Eden Robinson
I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it. -- Robert Breault
I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. -- Henry David Thoreau
-a superb moon, round as a pumpkin and golden as honey, filling the rooftop world with light, and deep, mysterious shadow. -- Barbara Sleigh
We fancy men are individuals; so are pumpkins; but every pumpkin in the field goes through every point of pumpkin history. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie! -- Margaret Junkin Preston
Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you. -- Jodi Picoult
I'm not sure I would label it a 'survivor,'" said Iko, her sensor darkening with disgust. "It looks more like a rotting pumpkin. -- Marissa Meyer
At last, small witches, goblins, hags, And pirates armed with paper bags Their costumes hinged on safety pins, Go haunt a night of pumpkin grins. -- John Updike
I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin. -- Morgan Saylor
I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about. -- Thom Yorke
Fall makes me think that if I fail horribly at this art thing, and then fail horribly with this writing thing, I'll go run a pumpkin patch. -- Tyler Hojberg
I'm obsessed with Starbucks seasonal flavors. I love their seasonal cups. I love their pumpkin-flavored coffee. I love that. I absolutely love, love, love Starbucks seasonal everything. -- Adrienne Bailon
I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a couple of mice, while Prince Charming charges off to rescue some other chick. -- Cynthia Hand
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe. -- Lewis Black
You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions. -- Jade Puget
There has been a great difficulty in getting anything into the heads of this generation. It has been like splitting hemlock knots with a corn-dodger for a wedge and a pumpkin for a beetle. -- Sam Smith
On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. All the locks are solid and tight, and there are no ghosts. -- Shirley Jackson

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